chill phil ❄

the least annoying frontman Raphael has ever met

[chill phil ❄ @PhilTheSponge]

In case you haven't heard I'm 21

[sai @Saisailu97]

Please be a little quieter sir

[mira @flesheaten_]

ATTENTION: I accidentally left my bright green camelback water bottle in the bathroom closest to the SANDS building at ASU West Campus. I just want it back it’s a real nice water bottle thanks

[jodie @jodieegrace]

ok but honestly what did moths do before electricity was invented, just fly directly towards the sun?

[Lemon Tech @lemontechband]

Thank you Lost Leaf! Saturday was a hoot!

[ramsies @RamsiestheGr8]

Fuck ICE and fuck every single Dem who voted in support of this resolution #AbolishICE https://t.co/rDH9poXAt9

[mira @flesheaten_]

“He bought me a mcchicken and gave me a mcdickin”
“It’s on the secret menu”
@PhilTheSponge @Notstevie1

[chris @cjballin1]

imagine you in the hospital bed fighting for ya life and ya lame ass grandson doing this 💀💀 https://t.co/72AbnI7RcO

[chill phil ❄ @PhilTheSponge]

@Trevor_Hartman @Bschmak Eshkettit bitch it's time to dance

[chill phil ❄ @PhilTheSponge]

@JacobDKramer DONT LEAVE US 😭😭

[Goosey Mane @Spooky_Goose]

Real ones remember

[that one wasian whose lowkey snatched @osamabishounen]

toddler: when i grow up i want to be a princess

conservative (dumb): sorry kid boys can’t be princesses

liberal (also dumb): you can be anything you want!

me: [leaning in really close] let me teach you something about monarchy you reactionary little shit

[Sol🦂 @SolProduced2]

Which state is the hottest. Ending this debate rn😤🔥

[chill phil ❄ @PhilTheSponge]

Today in NY Laurel and I saw a couple fucking in the grass by the Hudson pier

[definitely not danny devito @daninotdevito]

Me to me:
“Seems a bit too hetero for my tastes”