Sydney🤠

It's like I've got this music in my mind saying it's gonna be alright...or something

[Iris 💫 @Jest_Iris]

I just feel like we’re being really generous letting guitar center pass this thing off as a G

[baby ganoush @ssactrub]

Having not gotten covid yet feels like I've been hiding in the back of a 2+ year long middle school dodgeball game and the front lines have been THINNED

[Sahana Srinivasan @sahana_srini]

my pronouns are yes chef/thank you chef

[Sydney🤠 @phinNferb]

I got so many people getting married on my timeline I forget who these people are with their new last names

[Sydney🤠 @phinNferb]

Is anyone else proud of their spice cabinet or am I just old

[Drew Gooden @drewisgooden]

Birth certificates have gotta be the most pointless documents. Why do I have to prove that I was born? I’m literally right here.

[🐍 @shityboi2stainz]

They need to run these back I got my own money now

[Vega @jvega3_]

Me: Why did my alarm not go off?

My alarm:

[Toby Herman @tobyherman27]

It just occurred to me that this election is following the plot of The Notebook:

- A white house
- Mail that wasn’t received
- A lot of fighting
- It wasn’t over
- It still isn’t over

[Sydney🤠 @phinNferb]

I literally don’t have the mental capacity to do this home screen decorating shit wtf

[Sydney🤠 @phinNferb]

Then again I also cried during high school musical 3 and in Nick’s season of the bachelor so take my opinion as you see fit

[Sydney🤠 @phinNferb]

Everyone must watch Say I Do on Netflix! I literally cried in every episode

[Erica @eerrriiicaa]

Iced coffee just tastes better when you’re late for work

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

just being honest rn I do not remember one single minute of the entire month of april

[Sydney🤠 @phinNferb]

@pknaaksocks Most of the time they assume I’m from Canada and I just accept it

[Sydney🤠 @phinNferb]

Today I was in a classroom setting and we went around the room to say our home state. For the first time in my life I was embarrassed to say I’m from Minnesota. Sad.

[brooke @brrroooklyyyn]

sofia really let suitmans lord farquaad looking ass come between her & alex & the whole damn podcast.. sofia sweetie, this man ain’t it #callherdaddy