Phish Phitness

Tips and tricks to make you're concert or festival experiences more enjoyable.

[Phish Phitness @PhishPhit]

Don’t get discouraged if things don’t work out as planned. Expectations are the thief of joy. Chill the fuck out, and learn to accept whatever comes your way. 💗

[Phish Phitness @PhishPhit]

@EB_Jaybird Cavern

[EB Jam Radi⭕️📡 @EB_Jaybird]

Reminder if you're headed to Camden: It's going to be HOT. Already have air quality alerts for today and it's going to get hotter the next two days. Pack plenty of ice water for the lots, sunscreen, igloos, and dry ice factories.

[Phish Phitness @PhishPhit]

@grassaintgreenr Couldn’t think of a good tip today. Low hanging fruit but obv common knowledge 😂

[Phish Phitness @PhishPhit]

ProTip: Do not walk into a Porto with your phone in your hand or back pocket. Put that shit away!

[Phish Phitness @PhishPhit]

Sometimes we cross over from being drunk to being a liability. If a friend tells you its time to stop drinking for the evening, it’s best to listen to them. #easiersaidthandone #goodadvice

[EB Jam Radi⭕️📡 @EB_Jaybird]

Time to set the gearshift for the high gear of your soul. With tour kicking off tonight, please be safe on your travels out there this Summer. Hydrate, look out for one another, eat, REST, moderate, uber, but simply, enjoy yourselves and let's get this show on the road!

[Phish Phitness @PhishPhit]

@Phish summer tour begins tonight!

Remember that we’re all in this together. All of these dreams are yours to pursue. The trick is to surrender to the flow.

::puts wingsuit on::

And the light is growing brighter now...

#phishisback

[Phish Phitness @PhishPhit]

@Phish summer tour begins tonight!

Remember that we’re all in this together. All of these dreams are yours to pursue. The trick is to surrender to the flow.

::puts wingsuit on::

And the light is growing brighter now...

#phishisback

[Phish Phitness @PhishPhit]

Needs to be said...

Disclaimer: This is when you’re truly lost and should not occur while music is playing.

[Phish Phitness @PhishPhit]

🤘🏻Festival Tip: If you know you are close to your friends but just cant seem to find them in the crowd, let them know to look for the waving flashlight. ✨Turn the flashlight on in you're phone, hold it up, and wave it around so you can make sure that it stands as a beacon. 🙋🏻‍♀️

[Phish Phitness @PhishPhit]

@dijcrap Disclaimer: This is when you’re truly lost and should not occur while music is playing.

[Phish Phitness @PhishPhit]

🤘🏻Festival Tip: If you know you are close to your friends but just cant seem to find them in the crowd, let them know to look for the waving flashlight. ✨Turn the flashlight on in you're phone, hold it up, and wave it around so you can make sure that it stands as a beacon. 🙋🏻‍♀️

[Phish Phitness @PhishPhit]

If John Pooper is man enough to accept this challenge,
PhishPhit Sports and Entertainment will host the bout.
Does Pooper have the sprouts to fight, like he does on Twitter?
Stay tuned to find out! @blues_traveler

[M⭕️ @wilsonM555]

@PhishPhit Rule nombre uno.. never let no one know how much dough you hold #NotoriousB.I.G

[Phish Phitness @PhishPhit]

💃 *Prepare Kids 4 What Happens at Concerts*

There are going to be lots of adults, plenty of alcohol and the chance of seeing some more adult behavior. 👀

Explain that we might see things that are a bit crazy, but there’s a difference between things we see and things we do.

[Phish Phitness @PhishPhit]

On tour? Don't let any1 know how much money u have.💰Tough when u just connected w/ the most stunning hippy chick but if u let ur money flow buying trinkets, grilled cheeses, goo balls, and balloons for this lovely angel u may never see again, u won’t sustain tour endeavors. 💸

[Phish Phitness @PhishPhit]

Ladies, most Phish shows occur in the NE. That couch you’re crashing on is likely in an older house with OLD PLUMBING. Besides the fact that you shouldn’t flush your tampons anyway (ever heard of a fatberg?), NEVER ever ever flush a tampon in an older house. 🚽 💦 😳

[Phish Phitness @PhishPhit]

If you bring ur kid into pav & they don’t have ear protection, ur a terrible person & I’m judging you. Repeat exposure 2 loud noises over time can wear down the hair cells of the inner ear, resulting in hearing loss later in life. Important to protect a kid’s ears at an early age

[Phish Phitness @PhishPhit]

🌟Solid shoes are essential🌟
My #1 rule of concert footwear is to never ever wear any other shoes than sneakers or boots. Flip-flops, sandals, heels, backless shoes = big mistake. Not only do they lack support and risk blisters, it’s sucks getting stepped on. 😳 #concertfashion