Phlebob Me Boi

Phlebotomist. Father of the cutest babies on the planet.

[Phlebob Me Boi @Phleb07]

Deliciousness from @islandwaffleco! Thanks for donating your time to the military family fun day at @ncstate @ NC State University https://t.co/AmAkeRyjxS

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

In 48 hours, countless Ukrainians were forced to flee their homes to neighboring countries. They need protection. When you donate, we’ll match it up to $1,000,000, creating double the support.⬇️ https://t.co/xCFL1Lptuw

[Phlebob Me Boi @Phleb07]

Last day of work before vacation got me like ⌚️👀

[Phlebob Me Boi @Phleb07]

Going on vacation in L.A. next week. Pondering the chances I get a celebrity selfie with @JoelleMonique and @dj_danl

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Shout out to all the legislators going out on dinner dates with Exxon lobbyists so they can say a Green New Deal is too expensive 👍🏽

[Phlebob Me Boi @Phleb07]

Does anyone have any toast for all this 🧈??

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This is happening with the support of the United States.

I don’t care how any spokesperson tries to spin this. The US vetoed the UN call for ceasefire.

If the Biden admin can’t stand up to an ally, who can it stand up to?

How can they credibly claim to stand for human rights?

[Phlebob Me Boi @Phleb07]

@kyriee_ann @breadcheekluvr

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Kathryn Hahn joins the cast of Rian Johnson's 'Knives Out 2' alongside Daniel Craig, Dave Bautista, Edward Norton and Janelle Monáe (via DEADLINE)

Production will begin this summer in Greece.

[Phlebob Me Boi @Phleb07]

How unintelligent do you have to be to think the current situation is proof we shouldn’t be making strides to move on from fossil fuels?

[Phlebob Me Boi @Phleb07]

It all makes sense now

[Natasha Rothwell @natasharothwell]

GUILTY. GUILTY. GUILTY. GUILTY. GUILTY. GUILTY. GUILTY. GUILTY. GUILTY. GUILTY. GUILTY. GUILTY. GUILTY. GUILTY. GUILTY. GUILTY. GUILTY. GUILTY. GUILTY. GUILTY. GUILTY. GUILTY. GUILTY. GUILTY. GUILTY. GUILTY. GUILTY. GUILTY. GUILTY. GUILTY. GUILTY. GUILTY. GUILTY. GUILTY. GUILTY.

[Phlebob Me Boi @Phleb07]

My life is a lie

[Sen. Jennifer Carroll Foy @JCarrollFoy]

When I announced I was running for Governor of Virginia, people said they weren’t ready for a Black woman Governor. They told me to wait my turn. But I disagree. I think Virginia is ready. I think America is ready. If you’re ready too, please retweet this far and wide.

[Phlebob Me Boi @Phleb07]

Listening to old Mac Miller at work because I’m feeling nostalgic

[Phlebob Me Boi @Phleb07]

@dj_danl @zachbraff @donald_faison @JoelleMonique It’s interesting that you all weren’t allowed to use letters to describe poo because there’s an episode of How I Met Your Mother where they are texting characters to each other from the toilet to describe bowel movements

[Phlebob Me Boi @Phleb07]

@mhoov53 👀

[Phlebob Me Boi @Phleb07]

How long will it be before we start claiming the Mars landings were fake?

[Phlebob Me Boi @Phleb07]

Not me hearing Baby Shark and getting nostalgic for the beginnings of quarantine with @breadcheekluvr