Cirith Uncle

Thin-mint fan. Alt account of Napoleon Bonaparte's ghost. If you're checking my bio to see my political affiliation, it's **fart noise** #CommonSenseMemeControl

[Cirith Uncle @Phlebatomic]

This makes me laugh so hard

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@ForLurking6 @JohnHackworth @AliasHannibal @MalloryNoePayne You know, I'm not completely sure the answer to that question. I have to agree that it's unlikely that it means complete illiteracy, where someone would struggle to read, for example, traffic signs. I'll have to look into that, good question.

[Cirith Uncle @Phlebatomic]

@RealMaxGreene Ethics aside, feels like that has to be illegal

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@robkroese

[Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator. @RudyHavenstein]

Ted Bundy bemoans rise in serial killings...film at 11.

[Cirith Uncle @Phlebatomic]

@informedmormon Yooo this might be the most sexist thing I've read on Twitter this week, well done.

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@fawfulfan Lol this is straight up gaslighting. Fuck off, dork.

[Cirith Uncle @Phlebatomic]

@FormerlyCBM @fawfulfan "He has Binders Full of Women!!!1! 😱😱😱"

[Robert Kroese @robkroese]

Fact check: true

[Cirith Uncle @Phlebatomic]

@FearNot02228091 @RampCapitalLLC Hippies were not physically healthy.

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@FearNot02228091 @RampCapitalLLC Kids then didn't accept Vietnam. If they didn't get drafted they stopped taking baths and invented new STDs

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@FearNot02228091 @RampCapitalLLC Bro boomers were tripping on acid or getting their legs amputated in vietnam.

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@RampCapitalLLC Voting millennials because I don't know the answer but I know that one is the wrong-est

[Cirith Uncle @Phlebatomic]

Nobody wants to work anymore. They just want to make threads on Twitter.

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore

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@RampCapitalLLC

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

Pension funds can buy up real estate and just wait for taxpayer bailouts when the market tanks.

It’s criminal.

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

41 awareness was just unnecessarily mean.

[Cirith Uncle @Phlebatomic]

@hamcarless broke: removing the o from G*d

woke: removing the e from J*b

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@neontaster @annamerlan > mouthpiece for cynical exploiters

Come on, Neon, that isn't fair. At least half are genuinely delusional.