peeb

essentially my inner dialogue

she/her

[peeb @PhoebeM_C]

A description of myself in one tweet: one time I backed into my friends car because I was showing her a new song. The song was Mambo Number 5 and I had a backup camera.

[peeb @PhoebeM_C]

My brother saw a new ad for Subaru about adopting a dog. He’s confused on the target audience so he asked me.

This is my official coming out tweet.

[peeb @PhoebeM_C]

The best career and professional advice I’ve ever gotten is: Stop, collaborate, and listen

[peeb @PhoebeM_C]

@CylasMC LA TAQUERIAAAAA

[peeb @PhoebeM_C]

@wigglysnail Oh how they were right though

[peeb @PhoebeM_C]

@nataliephelps1 Because I’m not funny :/

[peeb @PhoebeM_C]

I don’t want to keep up with therapy because what if it makes me less funny

[peeb @PhoebeM_C]

💜

[peeb @PhoebeM_C]

@nataliephelps1 Fact

[peeb @PhoebeM_C]

@KiernanFlynn No one came to my booth when I presented on title IX!!!!

[peeb @PhoebeM_C]

Sometimes I wonder how I became a feminist and then I remember in 4th grade my parents made me go as Janis Joplin for celebrity day and in 5th grade they made me do my independent study on Title IX

[peeb @PhoebeM_C]

@wigglysnail I promise to hold you to this

[Olga Khazan ME, BUT BETTER @olgakhazan]

I’m still curious how women are supposed to have kids before they’re 35 if they make $40,000 before they’re 35 and childcare is $40,000

[peeb @PhoebeM_C]

If dinosaurs went extinct how are some animals (crocodiles) descendants of dinosaurs

[peeb @PhoebeM_C]

@steakjones Wait WHAT?!?!?! I searched all over the state last summer for them I had no idea

[peeb @PhoebeM_C]

@spbandJ I haven’t been able to open my jaw fully since Wednesday 💖

[peeb @PhoebeM_C]

The worst April fools prank today was that my dentist said she recommends I get BRACES and it WASN’T a joke

[peeb @PhoebeM_C]

Blueberry scented, monkey shaped eraser from elementary school. Name a better smell, I’ll wait.

[peeb @PhoebeM_C]

@spbandJ Jealous 😭

[peeb @PhoebeM_C]

For my whole life I just thought everyone got explosive d**rrh** every time they had ice cream, coffee, ate dinner at a restaurant, etc. today, at 25 years old, I have finally accepted I may be lactose intolerant. Pour out a glass of milk for me

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@CylasMC @Shane_Rogers922 Phoebe for LG