Phone Screen Me

Objective: To obtain a challenging position in a fast-paced environment that would let me utilize my skills.

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Please limit background noise during a phone interview. I love opera as much as anyone, but it doesn't help us now, does it?

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Do you really think I enjoy phone interviews that are more like pulling teeth than a productive conversation? :(

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Candidate: I'm not really into this data structures and sorting algorithms stuff. Never have to use any of it at work, you know?

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

JUNIOR DEVELOPER WANTED:

Must have all the experience of a senior developer, but be content with the salary of a junior.

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@JasnTru Don't worry: I will never ask a question that I'm not able to answer myself.

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@JasnTru First one to bring this up during a phone screen will immediately continue to next stage on original thinking grounds.

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Dear job candidates:

There is no sorting algorithm faster than O(n*log n). Please move on.

Sincerely,
Every interviewer alive.

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What is it with candidates who code in total silence while interviewer awkwardly listens to the breathing and typing? Use the "mute", Luke.

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Why does every single job candidate approach the phone screen as if it's their first?