Phony Magazine

kickass comedy magazine run and written by young folks in minneapolis, mn. send your q’s to @phonymag on instagram

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@shannonkoro I mean they are called ice

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Trying to cold start my 18 year old car in -20 degree weather

[frank zeppo @NoahPasternak]

You can't ever kill yourself. If you had died three days ago you never even would have conceived of an authentic Donald Trump-Bill Clinton sex tape. And now it's here. And we just might see it yet. Hang in there

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Bernie Johnson back in 2020 apparently

[bernie johnson @berniesjohnson]

@scott61077769 @tittyclip_ HE ISNT THROAT GOAT!!! Trump could throat more than him any day!!

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Hoodgenius for some reason rn

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Idc about 9/11 conspiracy theories, why do the Vikings never have a good O line. We need to get to the bottom of this

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I’m probably genderfluid but I have a job and am in college so idc about that rn

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I would genuinely start performing ritual sacrifices if it meant Fiona Apple would drop soon

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Are we about to have chuds start doing the Peacemaker dance as a dog whistle 😭😭

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The Peacemaker dance emote is being modified before its return.

Players can refund the emote if they don’t like the changes.

[Sasha @servingcapreal]

the John Oliver team currently debating how much prison time they want to serve for their next episode

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Metal Gear Solid 2 spoke of this

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I’d probably sell my soul for a Caniac Combo

[h🪐p @HWestwoodP]

is it possible to neither condone nor feel any sympathy

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Me when I experience any moral complications and can feel the factory default liberal start to resurface (please god don’t bring me back there)

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No matter what, gun control needs to happen now, and people like him need to be afraid now. I’ll be happy with those.

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Okay jokes aside: genuinely where do you go from here. One of the architects behind countless years of senseless bloodshed in the name of “gun rights” dies in the cogs of his own machine. But this can’t be the only way, can it?

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What happens now? Do they finally start gun control? This is the most Crime and Punishment shit I’ve ever seen. Is a SCHOOL SHOOTING on the “right” guy really going to fix anything? I’m not clutching my pearls here, I just genuinely don’t know how to feel.