Today I introduced a comprehensive marijuana reform bill that is the first step towards legalization. My bill will:
✅Decriminalize marijuana at the federal level
✅Expunge prior marijuana convictions
✅Use tax revenue from marijuana sales to help those w/ prior convictions
ME: Joe, about halfway through the speech, I’m gonna wish you a happy birth--
BIDEN: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!
ME: Joe.
Happy birthday to @JoeBiden, my brother and the best vice president anybody could have.