Regular Phil

Drifting into obscurity

[Regular Phil @PhreakyPhil]

You're in her DMs, I'm in her apartment kicking ice cubes under the fridge. We are not the same

[Regular Phil @PhreakyPhil]

Me after drinking 12 beers on a Friday night:

[Sora ⍟ @railedbysora]

Incredible engineering

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

While our wonderful president was out playing golf all day, the TSA is falling apart, just like our government! Airports a total disaster!

[Jokamundo @Jokamundo]

Love bombing my wife for 70 years straight then ghosting her (dying)

[outstar 🧛 professional vampire simp @outstarwalker]

men only want 3 things

[Max @minordissent]

It really cannot be overstated how many of your problems disappear once you have a beautiful woman who is in love with you

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Me and the boys celebrating Mamdani’s first day as mayor:

[Regular Phil @PhreakyPhil]

@0x_Esq @ezyjules @michaelmiraflor @Chase You can only get in with the reserve (or priority pass once a year for free)

[Regular Phil @PhreakyPhil]

This may be a boomer complaint, but I miss being able to send a mass text to everyone in your phone book without creating a group chat

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

addicted to hope and love and kindness and consideration in a world that just doesnt give a fuck

[dylan saba @shaabiranks]

Increasingly things are happening that are literally impossible to describe without sounding antisemitic

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

It’s time to lock in this winter. Gym twice a week for 45 min. Sleep until 10am out of bed at noon. Put off your laundry as long as humanly possible. Drink every day

[♟ @MexikoDro4]

Stay positive nigga

[Shivani @ilovemy__house]

Why am I scrolling. What am I searching for

[Aaron West @oeste]

absolutely generational meme. i will be deploying it OFTEN

[caught hantavirus on a swingers cruise @abs_sweetmarie]

The only “hot honey” I want to talk about is my freakin wife!

[Wraith LaFrentz @WraithLaFrentz]

Devil on my shoulder: it’s Friday night. Have 7-10 beers. Come on do it 😈 you know you want to 😈

Angel on my shoulder: only have 3-5 beers

[Regular Phil @PhreakyPhil]

Holy fuck!

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

#ReleaseTheCuomoList