EdisonsLastInvention

Band. BearLion slaps bass. Dr. G hits the skins. Ponce strums sixstring. Shoe-gazin' jammy psychedelic prog-punk. Ecclectic as fuck.

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Bitch ass fuck ran away. I was like "fight me irl" and he was like "don't taze me bro" #broughttoyoubysnapple #suchass #baltimore

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I'll b live tweeting this random dude's instigative shit for the rest of the game. If i go quiet, i've karate chopped his face off #asshat

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Same random, unprovoked man: "trying to bring the snapback back?" #baltimore #pieceashit

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Random man at ravens game: "really bro, bringing hotdog back to your seat?" #baltimore #fuckboy

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@Finish_Lein literally 75% of your tweets make use of an ellipse

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@midnight #PatrioticBands The Velvet Underground Railroad

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@midnight #PatrioticBands Queens of the Stonewall Jackson

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@midnight #PatrioticBands Pearl Jam Harbor

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@midnight #PatrioticBands Manifest DestiNeil Young

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@midnight #PatrioticBands Amber Waves of Green Day

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@midnight #PatrioticBands Don't BREAD On Me

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I think my stomach has become self-aware. I make a pot of coffee and get diarrhea before I even drink it.
-Ponce

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@midnight Ziggy Starburst and the Snickers from Mars #candybands

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@Finish_Lein like for real

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@Finish_Lein we're like a real official band now

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@Finish_Lein like our twitter page?

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@Finish_Lein what's up, big idiot?

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@MichaelEinziger @vampireweekend Tiny Tim Reincarnate!

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Dear Weather,
Please stop being so hot. Parts of us are sticking to other parts of us. Sincerely, Maryland

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@MarkAMelicia oh damn, didnt even hear about that! come back soon, baltimore loves ya