Muscular Gastropod

Need a cup of tea.

[Muscular Gastropod @PhunkyNun]

@fesshole Buy a USB-powered 'male grooming' gadget that will remove nasal and ear hair and tidy your eyebrows. Look 10 years younger.

[Muscular Gastropod @PhunkyNun]

@fesshole That's a movie plot right there.

[Muscular Gastropod @PhunkyNun]

@fesshole Now we know why Emma Grundy enjoys being a tree surgeon.

[Muscular Gastropod @PhunkyNun]

@Bigstanley001 @fesshole She knew all right.

[Muscular Gastropod @PhunkyNun]

@mattsquair @TinyWriterLaura You'll have to explain that.

[Muscular Gastropod @PhunkyNun]

@fesshole Unclaimed property in gyms: I'd wash and recycle most, e.g. for when people forget kit. All towels went to local animal shelters and vets. Nothing was wasted.

[Muscular Gastropod @PhunkyNun]

@fesshole 'Chunky' might not mean 'fat'.

[Muscular Gastropod @PhunkyNun]

@fesshole My managers do this. I'm not warning them. Workers can loiter nearby and hear everything, why would we throw away that precious resource?

[Muscular Gastropod @PhunkyNun]

@fesshole Get the patches. As someone I knew lay dying in hospital from smoking he wondered why he didn't crave it any more, hadn't noticed a nurse slap a patch on. Should've tried those years ago.

[Muscular Gastropod @PhunkyNun]

@andrewjlockley @fesshole You really don't know?

[Muscular Gastropod @PhunkyNun]

@andrewjlockley @fesshole There might be a medical condition involved.

[Muscular Gastropod @PhunkyNun]

@scruffiness @fesshole There's no proof though. Just a wild assertion.

[Muscular Gastropod @PhunkyNun]

@StandardJohnnyB @fesshole BONG!

[Muscular Gastropod @PhunkyNun]

@kirk202020 @fesshole That's when they elegantly sing 'I Get A Kick Out Of You' instead of capering around to 'Campdown Races'. Saw it on first release, nearly died laughing.

[Muscular Gastropod @PhunkyNun]

@fesshole Starfishfruit.

[Muscular Gastropod @PhunkyNun]

@fesshole Next step - Dutch oven. Have the ring ready.

[Muscular Gastropod @PhunkyNun]

@squeakyliz173 @fesshole Better than royalty in my eyes.

[Muscular Gastropod @PhunkyNun]

@fesshole I meet trainspotters at work. They are knowledgeable and friendly, good company.

[Muscular Gastropod @PhunkyNun]

@fesshole We had a messy coal fire. I loved how the ex used to voluntarily dismantle and clean the grate every Saturday, coincidentally while the TV football preview was on.