Phil

Dashing and daring, courageous and caring, faithful and friendly with stories to share.

[Phil @Phyltopia]

So threads is from insta gram which is from facebook which sucks. Do I have that right?

[Phil @Phyltopia]

@jariyap I’m proud of you too!

[Phil @Phyltopia]

Legit the first college basketball game I’ve watched since the middle of November and… wtf was this season? This is a prank, right?

[Phil @Phyltopia]

You know you’re old when three of the first people to wish you a happy birthday are your doctor, your dentist, and your pharmacist.

[Phil @Phyltopia]

2 months sans nicotine. 100 days sans alcohol

[Phil @Phyltopia]

@4thgenCOnative @BuffaloesWire @LotsaBobaFett West Virginia

[Phil @Phyltopia]

My 70 year old mother is out here straight cracking up at the Adam Sandler version of Longest Yard. She also scolds me when I say “god damn it.” Life contains multitudes, I suppose.

[Phil @Phyltopia]

No, you fucking jackass.

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

Is it at all strange that a brand new and opaque voting system was implemented in the name of COVID; people are trained to think it's normal to take not days but weeks to count votes; and candidates are required to concede when the media says so, not when the votes are counted?

[Phil @Phyltopia]

Coolio was low-key the most underrated MC of the 90s. There were others that had hits but his hits were huge. if you couldn't bounce to Ooh lah la in the crib we can't talk

[Phil @Phyltopia]

@AjArellanes And no one said anything! It's not an opinion, it's a simple fact.

[Phil @Phyltopia]

Pat McAfee might be the dumbest "analyst" I've ever heard. He just said Lamar Jackson won a national championship, and that's objectively untrue. Of course no one else on set pushed back.

[Phil @Phyltopia]

See also: MLS, which was built basically as a Ponzi scheme through expansion and is only now finding its way as a viable league.

[Jimmer @JimJimsonJr]

The 70's almost killed the NBA, the playoffs were played on tape delay when bird and magic came into the league. Building a league from scratch takes literal decades to build generational fan loyalty

[Phil @Phyltopia]

#BananaStand

[Colorado Buffaloes Track & XC @CUBuffsTrack]

Bailey Hertenstein wins Pac-12 Championship and sets the course record!

#GoBuffs

[Phil @Phyltopia]

I have now burned my hand twice in the last 3 days on hot soup. The tremor that comes with MS sucks. (side note- the soup was very good. Lobster bisque. Bisque needs to be piping hot)

[Phil @Phyltopia]

It's almost like only the world's most reprehensible people want to own social networks.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Twitter - Musk
Gab - Torba
Truth Soc - Trump
Gettr - Jason Miller
Parler - Kanye
Meta - Zuckerberg

[Phil @Phyltopia]

@jariyap pretty much every night. Welcome to chronic insomnia!

[Phil @Phyltopia]

Damn, Fetterman looks like shit in this debate

[Phil @Phyltopia]

@ChuckModi1 @EdgeofSports And of course this came from fucking Barstool

[Timothy Burke @bubbaprog]

TIL that Zombie Nation song that's been played in arenas and stadiums for 20 years is based on music from a 1984 Commodore 64 game

[Phil @Phyltopia]

@cbseric Wade Phillips Era