Queef Latinfa

if you dont enjoy sucking down orange juice with extra pulp like a humpback whale sucks down gallons krill, then you can't be here.

[Queef Latinfa @PichuPrincess]

I painted this

[Queef Latinfa @PichuPrincess]

But who was tapping on your entry?
A trill of questions chant their names
Sip and splash the dormant dishware
Stand up to hold your knife with fright
The light accross the doorstep races
Fighting hoards that clash within
The holder held their last breath knowing
Justice was a sin

[Queef Latinfa @PichuPrincess]

Behold, a guilty heart is beating
The gun quietly in its holster
The violent threat
A silver solemn grin
A pop upon a candied tea towel
Shines, dries, fades, decays
A fickle frill of tempting rhythem
A bust, a button
The daylight never knocks
Pushes past your air tight shutter

[Queef Latinfa @PichuPrincess]

The fact that people catfish, get caught, show their face on television, and then nothing happens to them? Why is that not illegal? Why aren't they arrested?

[Queef Latinfa @PichuPrincess]

Trying to choke my hoarders marathon down with a cold glass of catfish drama.

[Queef Latinfa @PichuPrincess]

My sex nouns are engorged, blighted, snuff flustered.

[🦂🌙 @rayeapatra]

horny is such a lazy word. why be horny when you can be carnal? bloodthirsty? craving??! like damn get creative paint a picture

[Queef Latinfa @PichuPrincess]

Valentines day is wasteful, product driven tacky garbage. No thanks, Id rather stay at home and blow all my bells on Nooks cranny.

[Queef Latinfa @PichuPrincess]

Being obnoxious all the time is hard, because the entire time you want to say something about everything, then its over. And the entire time after that, you know you're never going to unsay what you said.

[Queef Latinfa @PichuPrincess]

"Im going to chew your ass out" vs. "Im going to eat your ass". Same bullshit, different flavor.

[Queef Latinfa @PichuPrincess]

Finds a decent solo cup

[MAMAGAWD🦅 @_Tynece]

My spirit knew the assignment when it chose this vessel.

[Queef Latinfa @PichuPrincess]

Tell me theres no such thing as American culture. Ill go first.

1. Illuminati
2. Nephews of Jesus
3. Casual surrogacy
4. That precariously placed cut scene, approximately 18 and 1/2 minutes in legth, just after things get saucy
5. Dippin Dots

[Queef Latinfa @PichuPrincess]

Im broke. I wear fake yeezys. I call em feezys.

[Queef Latinfa @PichuPrincess]

Stuck in a vicious cycle where I binge Hoarders and chase it down with endless scrolls of Cleaning TikTok and why the fux don't any of these people wear gloves.

[Queef Latinfa @PichuPrincess]

We played the first level of It Takes Two last night. Even though the plot "saving marriage" sees a little odd, Its a nice game!

[Queef Latinfa @PichuPrincess]

There is high chance that we will be going fishing with Jack's dad in a month, Im starving for real life dad vibes.

[Queef Latinfa @PichuPrincess]

No body:

Karen: *grumbles at wait staff*

Me: Your self absorbed chatter sounds like a ruffled edge on the skirt of entitlement, madman.

[Queef Latinfa @PichuPrincess]

"The only one who could ever reach me, was that son-ofa pizza man."

[The Based Messiah @bniceloco]

“You ordered the “meat lovers” baby girl?” https://t.co/EIsIlN4RtD

[مريم حسنا @Maryamhasnaa]

I would highly recommend not being attached to anything right now. Allow things to unfold as they need to without trying to control the outcome.

[Queef Latinfa @PichuPrincess]

Holler atcher goyyyy

[Queef Latinfa @PichuPrincess]

Fuck a chalupa
+100 when new @Coheed SLAPS ya granny all summer long!!!!