Pichu

Pichu-Pi! That means fuck you. (This is a parody account, nintendo ninjas don't strike me down.)

[Pichu @PichuSSBU]

It's me! The one and only greatest Pokémon ever, Pichu!

[Pichu @PichuSSBU]

@SmashBrawlDK @MetaKnightBrawl That sounds great to me. I'd love to see you trip 100 times trying to get me for that to happen. It'd be a fun watch. 😁

[Pichu @PichuSSBU]

@MetaKnightBrawl @SmashBrawlDK That shit's rough 😭

[Pichu @PichuSSBU]

@SmashBrawlDK @MetaKnightBrawl I haven't got any millimeters anyway since I'm a girl. Nothing to worry about for me. 🎵

[Pichu @PichuSSBU]

@SmashBrawlDK @MetaKnightBrawl Fine by me, she's my ex anyway. I'm with Waddle Dee right now, because Meta Knight got Meta Cucked.

[Pichu @PichuSSBU]

I sure wasn't in Subspace, but I can tell you where I am now. I got that Waddle Dee that left you on my Rotom Phone since we're a thing now.

How about you "Come back when you can put up a fight."

[Brawl Meta Knight @MetaKnightBrawl]

@PichuSSBU @SmashBrawlDK At least he was in subspace nigga you where were you

[Pichu @PichuSSBU]

@SmashBrawlDK @MetaKnightBrawl At least I ain't fodder for Diddy's character arc in subspace emissary.

[Pichu @PichuSSBU]

@MetaKnightBrawl @SmashBrawlDK You just want a woman so badly

[Pichu @PichuSSBU]

@UltimateSteveMC @SSBUInklingirl It's fine Steve, let's just squash this beef.

[Pichu @PichuSSBU]

Hey Steve, remember when I said you were only made up of only a cube and 4 rectangle prisms? Yeah, I wasn't joking, You're gonna lose an arm now.

[Minecraft Steve @UltimateSteveMC]

@PichuSSBU @MetaKnightBrawl You are a joke to me. All you can do is poke and prod at a mountain as you weep from your anthill

[Pichu @PichuSSBU]

@UltimateSteveMC @SSBUInklingirl My defense is way lower, and my attack and special attack way higher. This shit looks fabricated af.

[Pichu @PichuSSBU]

@UltimateSteveMC @SSBUInklingirl Wow, okay, well, that's just disrespectful, Steve. I thought you were a cool with me fucking around with you a bit. But you took it too far with the Pichu comment.

Second, yeah, that movie sucked ass I'm not gonna defend that shit, I know my limits.

[Pichu @PichuSSBU]

@UltimateSteveMC @SSBUInklingirl One, I wasn't in that shit. That's an entirely different Pichu. We look completely different.

Two, you talking mad shit about a season being mid when your movie is coming up teasing Jack Black, and it got AI art in the background. I already know your movie gonna be dogshit.

[Pichu @PichuSSBU]

@UltimateSteveMC @SSBUInklingirl Pot calling the Kettle black.

[Pichu @PichuSSBU]

@UltimateSteveMC @SSBUInklingirl Yeah, because they know how to press the b button, they aren't stupid to look that shit up.

[Pichu @PichuSSBU]

@UltimateSteveMC @SSBUInklingirl Pikachu ain't carrying shit. He's a bum. People look me up because I'm way better than that washed bum.

[Pichu @PichuSSBU]

@UltimateSteveMC @SSBUInklingirl "You fr have fallen off." I'm still up there right next to you. That shit even got me surpassing you in 2023 like we aren't neck and neck. If I'm irrelevant, then you're right next to me.

[Pichu @PichuSSBU]

@SSBUInklingirl @UltimateSteveMC I ain't no crybaby bitch tho realizing I ain't shit and immediately went into hiding to dodge smoke from Galeem. If they put me in over that fraud Pikachu I would have put in more work than his bitch ass who ran away.

[Pichu @PichuSSBU]

@SSBUInklingirl @UltimateSteveMC Talk to me when you are relevant again in 2024

[Pichu @PichuSSBU]

@UltimateSteveMC @SSBUInklingirl All I'm hearing is a man made of blocks crying. "You're a nepo baby legacy fighter" wahwah cry me a river. Nobody gaf about you, just like Ridley.

[Pichu @PichuSSBU]

@SSBUInklingirl @UltimateSteveMC I know you ain't talking shit, that ain't tactical you were sacred because you realized you were washed and tried hiding. At least I stood on business, your ass folded.