Melanie

Follow me back, love meeting new people :) xo

[Melanie @Pickeringlbd]

Friday - High school football ?. .. Saturday - College football ?. .. Sunday - NFL ? Retweet if you love this time of the year!

[Melanie @Pickeringlbd]

That moment when you say, "Just Kidding" but you're actually dead serious.

[Melanie @Pickeringlbd]

Black people pray when they about to whoop somebodies Ass... "Lawd gimme strength before I Beat this Bitch ASS! Amen"

[Melanie @Pickeringlbd]

Oomf a hoe. She know she a hoe, I know she a hoe, she wont claim she a hoe, so she say she aint a hoe, but...WE ALL KNOW YOU A HOE!!! HOE!

[Melanie @Pickeringlbd]

EX's should stay EX's. They're the EXample of false love and an EXplanation for why you deserve better.

[Melanie @Pickeringlbd]

I never understood why men cheat on their beautiful women with girls that look like donkey from shrek.

[Melanie @Pickeringlbd]

Bitches be dark as 11:59, talking 'bout they mixed. Mixed with what? Dirt and oil?

[Melanie @Pickeringlbd]

Wife: Whisper dirty dirty things into my ear. Husband: Bathroom, kitchen, laundry room

[Melanie @Pickeringlbd]

Hoes These days be built like them blue bitches from the Proud Family

[Melanie @Pickeringlbd]

Giving your best friend 'the look' when someone is being annoying as hell.

[Melanie @Pickeringlbd]

The Cutest Girls Be The Weirdest Ones When You Get To Know Them.

[Melanie @Pickeringlbd]

Next Bitch That Text Me "K" Imma Bus Driver Upper Cut Her Ass

[Melanie @Pickeringlbd]

Bitches be looking like who, what, when & WHY in their avi's.

[Melanie @Pickeringlbd]

All these girls claimin' to be barbies look like they came from the Build-A-Ho Workshop

[Melanie @Pickeringlbd]

#excusesforcheating ? Why are u cheating in the first place, if u aint happy just move on and dont play with their feelings

[Melanie @Pickeringlbd]

These hoes be acting up and Lil Reese ain't letting em!

[Melanie @Pickeringlbd]

I'm not saying she's a hoe, but she's been on more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.

[Melanie @Pickeringlbd]

#ReplaceMovieTitleWithRatchet Paranormal Ratchetivity.

[Melanie @Pickeringlbd]

I wanna throw a grenade at Bruno Mars girl

[Melanie @Pickeringlbd]

#IAdmitThat I love to dance.