Heylo dere, it’s mey! Pickles da drummer fram da band DethKlok and former frontman ta Snakes N Barrels
Da ladies lave mey and da doods lave ta bey ’round mey
Do NAHT give Murderface yewr DethNumber.. dis guy will be an absolute dickweed douche bag. He texted mey dis 5 times already today and I hear ’em laughin’ fram his room everytime! #LessonLearned
@pl4netp1ss3er MURDERFACE! I taught yew said somethin’ ’bout naht overdoin’ it?! I came inta ya room ta remind yew ’bout rehearsal and DIS IS WHAT I SEE?!
Doods. I ghatta stawp checkin’ in an Murderface. Sometimes I jhust ghet all worried fur him and I’m all like, gawd did ’e finally really kill ’emself? Cuz’ he’s been dat room of his fur like 5 days. Den I check and da ghuys booty-butt naked and his hairy asshole is wide open! Yuk
Do ams ships what..? Whats ze hell is this qrestions? Ams sures Dethklok ownes a ship- buts I donts thinks we haves a skwistoksis.
Sorries I donts understands this, maybe ams gettings olds.. euh.