“Pickle” Pete Porter PhD.

UCF class of 92’ / Self proclaimed Whisky enthusiast / Doctor of philosophy / NFL=No fun league/ 7.2 handicap /

[“Pickle” Pete Porter PhD. @PicklewithaphD]

@shegone03 Talent was ok you guess? You just watched a dude hit 3 bombs in one game glad ur a grown man and can make ur own decisions tho Preciate the donation from your tickets!

[“Pickle” Pete Porter PhD. @PicklewithaphD]

@shegone03 I hate home runs too. Very boring.

[“Pickle” Pete Porter PhD. @PicklewithaphD]

Amen

[Troy Greenburg @TroyGreeny]

1 good Lady, 1 Good Dog, 1 Bottle of Captain Morgan, and one good day with @PicklewithaphD

Happy New Year

-Troy

[“Pickle” Pete Porter PhD. @PicklewithaphD]

This cannot be happening

We have to bring back bulling

-🥒Pete

[“Pickle” Pete Porter PhD. @PicklewithaphD]

Prime example of two wrongs don’t make a right.

Come on California

-🥒Pete

[“Pickle” Pete Porter PhD. @PicklewithaphD]

@donnyham87 Don, I know you may seem disappointed but honestly you might need some chocolate in your life.

Willy Wonka was a sensational man

-Pete

[“Pickle” Pete Porter PhD. @PicklewithaphD]

@jonnysbuzzin You know what Jon I respect your opinion but now everyone is like @EllenDeGeneres

[“Pickle” Pete Porter PhD. @PicklewithaphD]

Been in California for 2 days and I’m starting to feel like the election wasn’t fair at all. Honestly might buy an electric car.

Must be the CA air

-Pete

[“Pickle” Pete Porter PhD. @PicklewithaphD]

Black and gay.

Double homicide

-Pete

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

“My throat guy called me and said, it’s time for an evaluation.”

— Doc Rivers

(via @JimOwczarski)

[“Pickle” Pete Porter PhD. @PicklewithaphD]

Okay Jeremy, on my cheat day I’m gonna rather have white chocolate not dark chocolate.

Hope this helps!!!

-🥒Pete

[Jeremy Stamper 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 @jeremymstamper]

it is NOT okay to have racial preferences when dating. This isn’t hard.

[“Pickle” Pete Porter PhD. @PicklewithaphD]

Honestly one of the best leaders in history. Following was through the roof.

Hiltler would’ve ran X if he was here now.

-🥒Pete

[Dr King Winter, PhD @I_Am_Winter]

The deadliest dictators in history. A Thread

1. Adolf Hitler (Germany)

[“Pickle” Pete Porter PhD. @PicklewithaphD]

Jokes on you Ethan it the idiot that went to high school.

Hope you show up at your reunion looking beer.

-🥒Pete

[ethan @Avery4Heisman_]

If your high school gpa is or was below 3.5 you are retarded

[“Pickle” Pete Porter PhD. @PicklewithaphD]

Ready to compete in the 4-4-4. 4 woman each quarter, 4 shots each quarter and 4 backwoods baby let’s do it.

Looking for participating females. Hit the dms!

-🥒Pete

[UCF Football @UCF_Football]

Tomorrow. 10am. 🍿

[“Pickle” Pete Porter PhD. @PicklewithaphD]

Worth a shot.

[“Pickle” Pete Porter PhD. @PicklewithaphD]

Troy,

Looks like you got some great ball knowledge. Wife’s gone too, Let’s grab a drink bud.

-🥒Pete

[Troy Greenburg @TroyGreeny]

@PicklewithaphD Pete,

The glory days began the day I signed the papers.

-Troy

[“Pickle” Pete Porter PhD. @PicklewithaphD]

Troy,

I’m happy to accept the old glory days are over. But with how we are rebuilding there will be new glory days. Unfortunately your glory days are also over being recently divorced and all. Knew you looked familiar… Didn’t you but me a drink the other night?

-🥒Pete

[Troy Greenburg @TroyGreeny]

@PicklewithaphD @jonnysbuzzin Pickle,

Let’s go ahead and accept that the glory days at UCF (of all places) are behind us. Let’s put off Miami for another lifetime. You seem like more of a sniffers row at the Rachel’s kinda guy anyways.

Stay Humble,

-Troy

[“Pickle” Pete Porter PhD. @PicklewithaphD]

The glorious kings are back🤭

Let’s turn this shithold around

-🥒Pete

[𝐊𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐁𝐎𝐘 ⬛️🟨 @NBAKNIGHTBOY]

🙏

[“Pickle” Pete Porter PhD. @PicklewithaphD]

MILLYYYY, Gotta hit your guy up now that you’re back with the squad. Always will provide some 6 millys for the legend.

Let me know your fav flavor😉

-🥒Pete

[McKenzie Milton @McKenzieMil10]

Great to be back home!! Charge On 😤

[“Pickle” Pete Porter PhD. @PicklewithaphD]

Dear Jamall, I ain’t reading All that for you to complain about a fake cause. If Michael Jackson can change color so can you.

Thanks for your time and a waste of mine.

-🥒 Pete

[“Pickle” Pete Porter PhD. @PicklewithaphD]

@KickWallz 🥒Pete is always woke