Pickup Failures

This account was created for the singular purpose of showcasing messages received on dating apps. DM submissions. #pickupfailures

[Pickup Failures @PickupFailures]

I always wanted a flying squirrel suit.
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Wooden legs, hm?
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Aren't we all glad screenshots didn't exist in the 90's? 😂

[Billie @Billie_Jean00]

Don't be scared to pass a note to your crush
#BackToSchoolAdviceFromThe90s

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@RiotGrlErin Accurate.

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@HuskerBK81 Side note: If you're feeling down, try giving @ReallyEW a follow. Silly fun over there. 😁

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@HuskerBK81 If you don't see a screenshot of your attempted pickups here, you're doing better than you think. 😉

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A talking bed is the last thing anybody wants. #pickupfailures #pickupline #pickup #fail #bigotry #bigot #homophobia

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I found the winner, ladies. #PickupFailures #dating #datingapps

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@julcasagrande Kind people. 😃

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@Heymoon91 Lol

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It's like talking to a wall. #pickupfailures

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Tempting. #pickupfailures

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😈

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Classic move, red flag guy. Classic.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Date Invites Woman Upstairs To Check Out Red Flags https://t.co/ODfiMRlst1

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#NewProfilePic

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