Allen from Family Dad

veins coursing with raw kenergy

[TransgenDeer⚢🇵🇸 @Transgen_Deer]

Was cleaning off a knife but accidentally gave my Scrub Daddy an eyebrow slit now they’re nonbinary and wont do my dishes anymore

[amélie @ghcstlyscn]

me when someone mentions taylor swift in a casual conversation

[mac @MacDoesIt]

greatest thing to come out of the pandemic is the ‘Leave at the door’ option

[not pomni ⚠️ TADC EP 9 SPOILERS @notparrskerr]

imagine playing fortnite and getting ur shit rocked by maid jax with a pomni side kick and bubble backbling

[Totally Legit Glitch News @fakeglichnews]

🚨| Gooseworx has officially started her hunt now that TADC is over.
Lizzie Freeman was reportedly the first to be hunted.

[Oates premium PR ❤️‍🔥 @oatespremiumPR]

the reason i don’t even bother engaging with Eldest Daughter discourse on here anymore is because Taylor took her sweet time to explain to the slow ones who were left behind as children but it STILL flew over their heads cause satire is a big word for them

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[Ricky 💫 @SolarDesire]

Tay really won the war because making a track thats like "i dont even think about you enough to take you seriously" broke that woman's brain so bad

[marley ❤️‍🔥 @marleyharper]

me at work

[eliz @eliza___v]

Who fucking closed last night?

[deadgirl @sewnlambs]

Being a deadbeat daughter lowkey fun as fuck

[Aaron! @c6_shanky]

You take for granted the humble car napkin until you really need one

[🪩 eME!rald ☁️ @hushmirrorball]

Taylor using taystory to slowly get into the yeehaw cowboy aesthetic to prepare for the 20th anniversary release of TSTV... walk with me

[paulina⸆⸉ ¹TAYSTORY @pwonderstruck13]

LET THE GAMES BEGINNNN

[SPOILERS | liz ౨ @lizibunn]

starting to like a piece of media then slowly noticing how every aspect of ur life and mood starts depending on it

[Christa Sydney @christasyd]

I love you Pope Leo XIV, I hope you will one day reincarnate as a lotus flower *remembers we're both Catholic* I mean go to Heaven

[frankie steins gay uncle || spoilers @kuntimora]

asking caine for my lithium pills and he gives me these

[jade! ☣︎ @withhsympathyy]

franco barbi at Walmart