Pidjun

Hola. Me llamo Juan

[Pidjun @PidjunSpanish]

Hey @JackandJonesTM my mum bought this for my son from a proper Jack & Jones store in Morocco. Seems like the internet doesn’t know you’ve made this though… Son wanted to swap it…

[Pidjun @PidjunSpanish]

2/2 Had to take myself & my son TWICE to A&E with injuries getting lifts. I work miles away from home. Single mum. Over an hour on the phone waiting for them to answer each time. DO NOT USE @AXA @swiftcover they’ll leave you “high and dry” w your kid when it’s wet & dark outside

[Pidjun @PidjunSpanish]

Tomorrow will be 2 weeks since someone drove into the back of me. Tuesday will be 2 weeks since I notified @swiftcover who are really @AXA and them, along with some company called Vizion, have left me without a car since then. Car has been taken last Tuesday, NO REPLACEMENT 1/2

[Pidjun @PidjunSpanish]

Tomorrow will be 2 weeks since someone drove into the back of me. Tuesday will be 2 weeks since I notified @swiftcover who are really @AXA and them, along with some company called Vizion, have left me without a car since then. Car has been taken last Tuesday, NO REPLACEMENT 1/2

[Pidjun @PidjunSpanish]

@LilianvEK @fesshole Exactly what I was thinking.

[Pidjun @PidjunSpanish]

I just entered @AutoTrader_UK's monthly️ Electric Car Giveaway and you can too! This month’s prize is a Vauxhall Mokka Electric, worth over £32k! It's free to enter #ElectricCarGiveaway

[Pidjun @PidjunSpanish]

@quidco “Loose” it???? Noooo

[Erick Bellomy II 🟧 @potusmode]

Police in Columbus, Ohio shot and killed an unarmed black man who was laying in bed today. They shot him within one second of opening the bedroom door. His name Donovan Lewis.

[Pidjun @PidjunSpanish]

A beautiful heart rending thread

[Jessie Renee @jreneebad]

I want to tell a story. When I was in like 3rd grade, I went with my mom while she dropped some drugs off (yes, she was). Anyways. She left me in the car. This guys comes out to “watch” me and it’s just me and him. He looks over and asks. “You don’t know what a haiku is, do you?”

[Gwyneth Shumar, MA, LMFT 🌈 @therapywithgwyn]

@jreneebad There’s a lot of research that says that kids exposed to trauma just need ONE supportive person to really improve their odds of either not experiencing PTSD or having less PTSD symptoms. It’s incredible. I’m so sorry for the loss of your Dave - I’m glad he was there for you. ❤️

[E! News @enews]

When both of your parents are news anchors. 😂 (🎥: msnewslady/instagram)

[Howard Beckett @HowardRBeckett]

Shell posts £10bn profit for just three months & pays investors £6.5bn. Centrica, the owner of British Gas, posts profits of £1.3bn for six months and pays investors £59m.

All while your energy bill increases by 300%. A racket. Nationalise energy.

[Dazzla @Dazzla_UK]

@KwajoHousing Well…

[KWAJO- Social Issues Campaigner @Kwajotweneboa]

Me paying British Gas in October when they try asking me to pay another £500 extra per month

https://t.co/8dhAjpagsz

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Made my Liverpool supporting 9yo nephew cry this morning with the immortal line, "you can't spell Liverpool without POO!!". Very pleased with myself. He told me Man United were useless and I wasn't taking that off him. I'm 38.

[Pidjun @PidjunSpanish]

Hey @_CaffeNero_ how about an alternative for the teetotal folks? Aren’t we all about inclusivity now??

[Pidjun @PidjunSpanish]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My daughter heard me spelling out my work password as I typed it in. She was chuffed it was her name and thinks she's the favourite child. The eavesdropping speccy twat is wrong. Her sister is miles ahead, but her name was too short.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I went for a poo in a Starbucks the other day, fella before had left his glasses - so I tried them on whist sitting on the loo, he came back and I had forgotten to lock the door. That was an awkward exchange.

[Pidjun @PidjunSpanish]

@fesshole 🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣

[Pidjun @PidjunSpanish]

@fesshole And this is why you’re her ex

[Pidjun @PidjunSpanish]

@fesshole This is EPIC!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼