Rachael Robertson

Medical secretary, music lover and couch potato. Studying for a degree in criminology and psychology

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@JamesHarkin Well, there's an image 😐

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@RealMattLucas

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@JamesHarkin At home wishing you were in Guinea?

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@coopdloop I'd have laughed even harder if, after all that, her first answer was baby sweetcorn.

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@nosuchthing @mickperrin

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@GeorgePointon_ Still love this album just as much now as I did when it was first released

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@JamesHarkin Autocorrect?

[Dead Good @DeadGoodBooks]

Fancy getting your hands on the eagerly anticipated second novel from the author of the Sunday Times bestseller #TheLastDay? You're in luck!

We've got five copies of @andrewhunterm's #TheSanctuary to give away – RT to be in with a chance of winning.

Closes 25 March. UK only.

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@JamesHarkin Congratulations!

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@dadwroteaporno @FlintstoneRocky part one of the My Dad Wrote A Porno Christmas special is hilarious. Sir James Godwin's audition made me snort laugh and dribble coffee down my chin in a cafe full of people. I was so embarrassed. The lady sitting next to me changed tables!

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A bit of an eclectic mix of stuff there I think.

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Just got home after a cracking @nosuchthing live show in Manchester. Thanks to @andrewhunterm @Schreiberland @JamesHarkin and Anna Ptaszynski for making me and my husband laugh, and for what is my new prized possession. https://t.co/YQM6BZ3nkr

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@JamesHarkin Done and done.

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@chazhutton @Schreiberland @andrewhunterm @JamesHarkin @nosuchthing @ernio

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@jrawson He looks extremely proud of himself and his choice of attire.

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Lazy Henry loving his favourite spot in the garden.
#cute #sleepycat #CatsOfTwitter

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Possibly my favourite sign. We all have one.
#signs #warning #WileECoyote #RoadRunner

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My husband had never listened to @dadwroteaporno before, so I decided to introduce him to it via the drinking game. 50cl of amaretto gone in 40 minutes. Thanks @Alicelevine for coming up with the idea. I thank you for it, but my head definitely didn't this morning.