Savvy P

I was born now I tweet.
I honestly couldn't care less.
anime, sports and self-loathing 🐯LSU🐶LATech⚜Saints

[Savvy P @Pierce92]

Freddy ever since he touched down in Louisiana

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Lives were changed.

[Savvy P @Pierce92]

Freddy gonna spend all night on Bourbon and wake up married to some chick named Desiré and never leave 😂

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

NEW ORLEANSSSS!!!!!!

[Savvy P @Pierce92]

@PokeTCGAlerts this was, very surprisingly, the smoothest release (FOR ME) in the past year (took just over an hour from queue to checkout). I got what I wanted, but 2 of my friends waited hours w/ no success.
hoping Pokemon can figure this out BEFORE the 30th preorder drop

[Savvy P @Pierce92]

@PokemonDealsTCG missed it 😔

[Savvy P @Pierce92]

@switchstock got in line @ 11:13 and checked out @ 12:20
this was my shortest wait time since Black Bolt/White Flare last year

[Savvy P @Pierce92]

dude is beyond lower than the scum of the earth but I can't help staring at the plethora of Pokémon cards available
Crown Zenith, Paldean Fates and more

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

he’s so disgusting for that like he needs to be put under the jail i’m sorry😭

[Savvy P @Pierce92]

@OneTakeBigDog 🚨🚨SCALPER SPOTTED🚨🚨
🚨🚨SCALPER SPOTTED🚨🚨

[Savvy P @Pierce92]

@OneTakeBigDog @xzuyyu ay all I'm missing is that Prismatic 😅😅😅

[ℝ𝕀ℤℤ ℂ𝕆𝕄𝔼𝕋 @Shr00msy]

Any minute now I'm going to wake up at 2 AM to this on TV and realize the last 20+ years was a dream…..any…minute….now…

[Savvy P @Pierce92]

@switchstock not bad tbh, let you know what I get in a week

[Savvy P @Pierce92]

this could honestly fix me 😔

[doomer @uncledoomer]

a strongly autistic foid whos conventionally attractive is an insane combination

[Savvy P @Pierce92]

@PokemonDealsTCG what happened???

[AwesomSaus @awesom_saus]

i own this card and i want to say from the bottom of my heart all pokemon cards should cost less than 50 cents

[Savvy P @Pierce92]

so now I need to find Pokémon cards AND a girlfriend...
cool cool cool

[Angelo @angelodotsui]

a collector went to a pokemon vending machine and saw a perfect order booster box, but passed because it was too expensive

a scalper grabbed it instead, so he tried again and only got one single perfect order pack

he let his girlfriend open it while he wasn’t looking, and she casually asked, “is this card good?” turns out she pulled his personal chase from the set

the funniest part is that the scalper then asked to trade the entire booster box for that one card. girlfriend luck is undefeated

[QRP - Quarter Rock Press @qrpress_]

Hayley Williams - Paramore

[Savvy P @Pierce92]

@PGuy77 @AJP413

[Preston Guy @PGuy77]

Here’s a little iconic Coach O throwback.

[Savvy P @Pierce92]

@PGuy77 Preston when can we expect the announcement of Les Miles being added as a game time click management coordinator?

[Savvy P @Pierce92]

this is why I mind business and don't bother anyone 🥲
women don't want me and I don't plan on begging

[Blake S. Taylor Investigations 🚫 @YoungGun8140]

If it’s this bad for millionaire athletes imagine how bad it is for the average man.

[Savvy P @Pierce92]

It Just Means More™️

[Emmanuel Felton @emmanuelfelton]

The definitive map of what makes up the South