Pier$on

koolaid in a wine glass

[Pier$on @Piersonnn]

If you don’t recycle, why are you such a piece of shit?

[Pier$on @Piersonnn]

It’s actually pronounced Peter Parkour

[Chelsea Morris @Chelseagrae]

“I’m never asking how many kids a man wants, bc HE AINT HAVING THEM! He gets as many as I choose to crank out” - @Piersonnn wise words

[Pier$on @Piersonnn]

I’ve swallowed every piece of gum I’ve ever put into my mouth & I’m allegedly fine

[Chelsea Morris @Chelseagrae]

Whoever said you can’t swallow gum just wanted to cause chaos. I’m sure if it.

[Pier$on @Piersonnn]

Find you a man that understands he cannot come into the salt/candle pentagram you created whilst he was out getting you dinner

[Pier$on @Piersonnn]

I feel so passionately about this subject I’ve got to say something: @lildickytweets should remix #AllEyesOnMe by @boburnham

[Pier$on @Piersonnn]

I don’t even like ur ass 😍😍😍😍😍😍

[Chelsea Morris @Chelseagrae]

Especially @lexorsomething @Piersonnn trey and Justin 🥺💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

[Pier$on @Piersonnn]

She’s not lying. Even Taylor is just my side :))

[Chelsea Morris @Chelseagrae]

Y’all @Piersonnn is my true soul mate everyone else is just extra.

[Pier$on @Piersonnn]

@bcartttt Go see an endocrinologist! My shit is always fucked

[Pier$on @Piersonnn]

I haven’t tweeted in months, but I took the time to make this public service announcement: Maroon 5 rules & is always relevant; on that, Adam Levine is Daddy. ❤️

[Pier$on @Piersonnn]

I think I’m the only person to ever order a new iPhone 7 (SEVEN) from Amazon

[Pier$on @Piersonnn]

The show “Worn Stories” on netflix has made my cry 5 times in one day

[memory lane @bitchiwas999]

“Stop crying, it’s just a movie”

The movie:

[Pier$on @Piersonnn]

I just need everyone to chill

[W O R L D W I D A 🌎 @worldwida_]

What does this say about Nike?

[Pier$on @Piersonnn]

Nm, just doing laundry & listening to Paramore’s discography, wbu?

[Pier$on @Piersonnn]

@itsdedinnn Order 2

[Pier$on @Piersonnn]

On a scale from 1- sit down in the shower, how depressed are you?

[Pier$on @Piersonnn]

@itsdedinnn The fact you looked it up fr fr

[Pier$on @Piersonnn]

@itsdedinnn Bruh what do I look up on amazon? “Depression shower chair”??

[Pier$on @Piersonnn]

Hahahahah