buthool (Alpha Male)

a manic pixie secret third gender | they/he | pronounced bu-thool (27)

[buthool (Alpha Male) @pigeonlore]

prolly these

[zeus ✨ @LawyerBaeee]

What’s yall favorite picture yall took this year?

[buthool (Alpha Male) @pigeonlore]

was a sexy gay clown today and it’s working for everyone

[David @dqveed]

They’re slowly taking away the second amendment see

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

Maybe she's at the Super 8 motel off I-95 with Hunter Biden as friends

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

i’m sorry i called your cat a faggot it’s just that he’s a little faggot i mean look at him!!!!

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

the average conversation on love island:

[cameron @IngmarBagman]

Gay ppl be like do you wanna come hang out with an immigration lawyer and a pornstar

[buthool (Alpha Male) @pigeonlore]

@cisgenderhaver this is genius actually

[Zaft @ThatBeardedGuy9]

@ReddCinema

[buthool (Alpha Male) @pigeonlore]

@HunterBiden @foragedberries @Boilers32 we love u king

[brian @brianonhere]

zoomer coworker was describing their weekend in chicago having never seen the video…. imagine my delight….

[That Wine Guy 🍷 @thatwineguy68]

Nothing better than a glass of #RedWine...🍷 Except maybe #Men 😄 #Yep #ImGay 🌈

[buthool (Alpha Male) @pigeonlore]

@YLIAfan @linaposting yes actually totally forgot about that one. what goes on there?? (rhetorical, i also dc)

[buthool (Alpha Male) @pigeonlore]

would you shave your head for cheap flights? carry-on is included.

[buthool (Alpha Male) @pigeonlore]

spirit airlines should be replaced by my new business, receding airlines. all the tickets are $50 but you have to be bald.

[buthool (Alpha Male) @pigeonlore]

@elijahhhhhhhh @tastykacey14 hahahaha thats so awesome

[buthool (Alpha Male) @pigeonlore]

@MattHausmannAtx @2fast2tyler hahaha thank you and you’re welcome

[buthool (Alpha Male) @pigeonlore]

my bitmoji stands like it just got a spray tan

[buthool (Alpha Male) @pigeonlore]

i have about a half hour’s material for a standup set that’s fully contingent on my audience getting frequent spray tans

[buthool (Alpha Male) @pigeonlore]

maddy just fucked rue over so bad oh my god

[buthool (Alpha Male) @pigeonlore]

@myloveishigher