Pigeon Man

Pigeon Man is a superhero who is half pigeon, half human. He is equally attracted to birds and people.

(created by @bigzackpoitras, @PratOBrien, @paddymacjr)

[Pigeon Man @PigeonMan]

@a7_mad1991 @BilldeBlasio I was shacking up with the Pigeon Lady from Home Alone 2 for a while but she kicked me out so I'm BACK, BABY! Look for more new shit dropping soon (literal shit as well as comics)

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Before pissing away your vote on my arch nemesis @BilldeBlasio, do a little vetting by checking out issue #5 of my comic book (it's about New Yorkers 69ing themselves to death): https://t.co/R7WWoBNw1w

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Can't wait for The Oscar tonight, which is this one bum friend a mine named Oscar - he's coming over to do blow and make a puzzle.

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@Evanw1rGaming @funnyordie you got that right, Reynolds

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Happy Thursday, assholes. Check out Issue #4 of my comic if ya got the stones and stomach for it: https://t.co/nsQBo4GsrZ

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

Our own scumbag superhero, @PigeonMan, takes in the sights, sounds and smells of Comic-Con 2016.
https://t.co/xby2thunkx

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@Tamberg23 you're damn right it's not funny, my dick is killing me

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I came, I saw, I barfed on Jared Leto. See ya in hell, #ComicCon2016

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Taking a break at #ComicCon2016. I think I sunburnt the roof of my dick.

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Issue #03 of my comic is out you jagoffs. Some cool drawings of tits in there: https://t.co/kHrGomCBtV

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@AntonioReyX360 maybe chill out on the Jew stuff for a bit, huh? Go play with yourself or something

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@SnappaQC no, rats are pigeons of the sewer. Smd

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@ThomasKRiley hey whatever floats your boat

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@CountryDogNYC jeez, nice to meet you too, asswipe

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@godfatherleague flying, shitting, and sleeping

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Big Bird's a fuckin' cocktease. https://t.co/NbAq5mYMPw

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

.@PigeonMan returns to rescue his pregnant lesbian daughter from @BilldeBlasio & @NYRangers: https://t.co/zOrFY8nDKJ

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Watch me shove my dirty hog in de Blasio's fat face in my new comic, ya jagoffs

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If you ain't reading my comic I'm coming to shit on your car roof.

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They finally put out my shit check it out a-holes https://t.co/NuNfe0grcL

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

Pigeon Man, NYC's half-pigeon all-disgusting hero, is back! Will he save the day? Unlikely: https://t.co/ZYXKFBmvpG

[Pigeon Man @PigeonMan]

#upskirt