PIKE COUNTY RESIDENT

PEE PEE CREEK BOY

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SQUASHED TEH FUCK OUT OF MY BALLS

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IM SEEING ALOT OF SIGNS IN PIKETON BEAVER AND WAVERLY THAT TRUMP HAS PIKE COUNTY IN TEH BAG BUT IM WORRYED THEM LIBARALS IN KAMALATHAM IS GOING TO RUIN THIS FOR US

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HEARIBG REPORTS THAT TEH SHITTERS AT NEW CARDOS ARE #UNCLOGGABLE

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MY OPPONENTS FOR SCHOOL BORED IS TRYING TO SAY I SHITTED MY PANTS AT TEH SPIRT HALLOWEEN WHEN THE ZOMBIE GIRL JUMPED OUT OF HER COUGHIN THAT DIDNT HAPPEN THE WAY THEY IS SAYING IT HAPPENED

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THIS GAME NEEDS RO BE ON AT NIGHT YOU REALLY THIBK IM GONNA GET DRUNK AT ROOSTERS AND DO SOME PROGRESSAVLY CONFIDENT PLAYCALLING FROM MY BOOTH AT FUCKEN NOON WELL I AM BUT STILL

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JOE BURROWS YOUR JUST GOING TO HAVE TO TOUGHEN UP YOU THINK DEALING WITH A BAD CALF IS BAD?TRY GOING TO WAR WITH A FULL SIZED NAGGING COW HOOTERS IS A CHILD FRIENDLY ESTABLISHMANT JOANNE!!!

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BUCKLE UP FOLKS SOME THING REALLY SCARY IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN TEH LIBARALS IS LAUNCHING A ATTACK ON THE GRID AT NOON THEY TESTED IT OUT YESTERDAY DIDNT HAVE SERVICE THE WHOLE TIME WE WAS VISITING BARBS SISTER ON CAMPCREEK WE KEPT THE KIDS HOME FROM SCHOOL TODAY MAY GOD HAVE MERCY

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FILL BAD FOR AARON ROGERS AND THE JETS PIKETON WAS WELL ON ITS WAY TO A 8TH GRADE CHAMPIONSHIP WHEN I TORE MY LEFT ASS CHEEK BONE LOTTA PEOPLE TURNED TO TEH BOTTLE CAUSE OF THAT HEART BREAK

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JOE BURROWS BARBS CAR BROKE DOWN AND I DONT WAMT HER USEING MY TRUCK CAN YOU HELP OUT A OLD FRIEND WITH YOUR NEW MONEY WE OBLY NEED 970000 DOLLERS

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IM RUNING FOR SCHOOL BORED!!!!1 VOTE FOR ME TO SAVE TEH CHILDREN! PLEASE READ THESE THREE PAGES OF PLEDGES I PROMOSE I WILL ACCOMPLISH MAYBE

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GETING DRNBK TO CELABRATE TEH LIFE OF JIMMY BUFFET HOPE TO BE SOBERED UP IN TIME TO GET DRUBK FOR THE BUCKEYE GAME

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215?TRUMP SPENDS ALL HIS TOME CAREING ABOUT THE WORKING MAN HES LET HISSELF TURN IN TO A BAG OF BONES GET THAT MAN TO CRACKER BARRELL ASAP WHEN HES RUNING THINGS AGAIN NEXT YEAR WE CANT HAVE HIM AT THE SAME WEIGHT I WAS WHEN I WAS A LONG SNAPPER IN 5TH GRADE I BET HES STARVING

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RICHMEN NORTH OF RICHMOND DALE

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WENT TO PICK UP SOME DINNER AND TEH FUCKEN RESTURANT DIDNT HAVE MOUNTAIN DEW HOW TEH FUCK DID YALL GET A VENDORS LICENSE IN SOUTHERN OHIO

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YES I THINK PARTICPATION TROPHY CULTURE HAS RUINED ARE COUNTRY

YES I THINK MY SON SHOULD STILL BE NAMED STARTING OUTSIDE LINE BACKER EVEN THOUGH HE MISSED TWOADAYS TO GO TO MURTLE WITH US

ITS CALLED BEING A FREETHINKER

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BOY YOUR GOING TO TEH BUS DERBY AT THE FAIR AND YOUR GOING TO TRY TO FIND YOUR SELF A GIRL THEIR YOUR MOM AND YOU IS LUCKY THEY DIDNT HAVE THESE RHINGS BEFORE I MET HER

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FOR TEH NEXT WEEK IF IT AINT THE FAIR I DONT CARE ALLREADY GOT TWO INCHS OF TITSWEAT BUILT UP IN THE CAMPER ITS GONNA BE A GOOD ONE THIS YEAR

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SOUND OF FREEDOM MADE 100 MILLION DOLLERS

JASON ALDEANS SONG IS NUMBER 1 ON ITUNES

JOANNES RASTRAINING ORDER ENDS TOMORROW

TEH SILENT MAJORITY IS WINING

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JASON ALLDEAN IS RIGHT YALL DONT WANT TO ADMIT BIG CITYS IS SCARY OR YOUVE NEVER BEEN TO ONE ONE TIME I HAD A TRAVELBALL GAME RUN LATE AND WE WAS STUCK IN LUCASVILLE AT 7;30 AT NIGHT IT MAY HAVE SAID GIOVANNIS OUT FRONT BUT THIS WAS A SCARY NEW WORLD I ALLMOST SHITTED MY PANTS

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#I STAND WITH JASON IF ANY OF THE TOURISTS FLOODING IN TO PIKE COUNTY TRY TO START SHIT AT ROOSTERS IM GOING TO FANTASIZE ABOUT WHOOPING THERE ASS SO BAD

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Country singer Jason Aldean is being called out for questionable lyrics featured in new song, “Try That In A Small Town”:

“Got a gun that my granddad gave me / They say one day they're gonna round up / Well, that shit might fly in the city, good luck / Try that in a small town / See how far ya make it down the road”

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@PopCrave AMEN DONOT MESS WITH US I AM TEH SHERIF OF MY LOCAL ROOSTERS I AINT JUST THEIR TO BRAG TO THE 19 YEAR OLD WAITRESS ABOUT THAT HALF SACK I HAD AGAINST WEST IN 98 BUT IF YALL WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THAT ILL BE HAPPY TO TELL YOU