Slurmz McKenzie

The Ultimate Party Worm.
Let It Burn

[Slurmz McKenzie @PikeSkyler]

too much talktuah and not enough hawktuah makes Jack a dull boy

[Slurmz McKenzie @PikeSkyler]

@bigsnugga They need a summer at DeMamp Camp

[OG Riley🧸 @28thRiley]

Scientifically this may be the rebirth of bernie mac

[peaksossial @levitruvien]

T’appelles la police prcq ton voisin est entrain de battre sa femme et ils te disent non on doit courir après mr beast

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

The New York Times breaks the story that in March 2000, a group of Austrian art students called “Gelitin” secretly installed a balcony on the 91st floor of the North Tower of the World Trade Center.

They photographed the balcony by helicopter, and then dismantled it.

The ease by which the students were able to make structural changes to the building without anyone noticing brings into question the security measures at the WTC.

[Hollywood Deals @LocalDingus]

looney tunes after they smoke an explosive cigar

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

"we are close to creating an oil that can cure any ailment" - guy selling snake oil

[maxwell like from scribblenauts @chaos6578]

Unstoppable goon rod vs unplappable wobblemeat

[pjeffa (🦧,🦧) @jeff82874662]

My dad texting me to warn me that Taco Bell poisoned a bunch of customers in New York State

My brother in Christ, the safest day to fly in the history of the world was September 12, 2001

[Evan Shelby @LiterallyMeGuy]

Nearly 22 years old and still too scared to use my Perkaholic gobble gum

[Azrael @Azreal51265232]

Alright hear me out...

[✨ just jack ✨ @luxurytrash_]

Upton Sinclair:

[Trey @treydayway]

They both look like they'll stalk the hell out of you

[Jake @aWiseMoose]

Guitar Hero 3 is almost as old as "One" by Metallica was when GH3 released. Fucked up world out there

[moi @moimette1025]

dead ops arcade

[nat @sanjunipeross]

they just created a million johnny knoxvilles

[Tanooki Joe @TanookiKuribo]

It’s 2026, why are we starting a pretend order just to see a restaurant’s menu online?

[dalia @siegfriedkjs]

"let’s get r worded"

[Tom @B0mbadiI]

"women prefer chonky dadbod over jacked bodybuilder" is exactly the same discourse as "men prefer women without makeup"