When’s the last time our military fought FOR America?
The Spanish American war?
Many GWOT felt like what they did was a waste, when’s the last time veterans actually protected America?
“Keeping us free” well fuck, look around man, has it been working?
Life of Gen Z:
– Lost your prime years to COVID
– Competing with AI for entry-level jobs
– Owning a house requires dead grandparents
– Christmas is getting rebranded as Diwali
– Boomers still call you lazy
Every time a male zoomer closes his eyes, he get a consciously-unregistered 0.00001 second flash of his fated wife who was aborted along with 1/3 of their generation, which is why they’ve all gone fucking insane
"we need to create jobs for our smart young white men."
"I agree. Let's find them accounting, data entry, and policy jobs."
"What? No. I meant in the oil fields. I meant picking vegetables. Maybe even sweeping streets. I myself would never do such a job but I have CONNECTIONS to get them BASED street sweeping jobs."
"Oh. Okay."
DEI is stronger than ever before, and that’s why young white men are the new swing demographic. They swung to Trump because of illegal discrimination and they swung away because he didn’t do anything about it.
The proof of your failure is in the election results.
“Did he do internships?”
You stupid fucking bitch they’re all reserved for minorities and women. I’m sure he applied for them. Not that it would’ve made any difference if he did or didn’t. He wasn’t getting them.
Sorry Annakin but the galaxy is too overpopulated for you to have children with Padme
But yes, we are going to continue importing billions of Jawa's and Tuscan Sand people. Anyone can be a Jedi if they come here legally
“Anakin, you are the most talented applicant we’ve ever seen, however we must hit our Jawa and Kaminoan quotas, so we have to reject you at this time. Thank you for your interest.”
From the Zoomer perspective the Jedi are evil
Anakin was born of a Virgin, conceived by the Force, the Jedi Council knew he was the Chosen One..
Yet still, they rejected him…
Why?
Because he was more powerful than them
Imagine they had loved him, trusted him, and recognized his Divine Destiny
Instead they:
-forbid him to reproduce
-allowed his mother to be sold into slavery and viscously murdered by “sand people”
-watched the Democratic Process of the Republic evolve into a powerless stalemate
-traded Ancient Prophecy in favor of a modern interpretation thereby mocking the very Tradition they claimed to protect
They got what they deserved.
Long live the Empire. Hail Lord Vader
The Ten Commandments make explicit that private property is sacrosanct. Thieves all deserve the same fate as murderers. The thief on the cross deserved to be there, as do they all. A Nation of thieves is fit solely for destruction in this life as in eternity.
Men have gained essentially no jobs since Trump took office.
Since December 2024, the US has added about 760,000 jobs, and nearly all of them went to women, per government payroll data
>get told by some dumb nigger DEI hire who has proven nothing but has all the arrogance of someone who has, and who obviously envies you, that you’re being given a meaningless promotion with all the responsibilities but none of the privileges
>grow up in multiculti democracy
>Get told you are special as a kid
>Attempt to participate in good faith with an illegitimate government that holds you back from your potential and refuses to fix problems
>Kill your heroes and establish a fascist space empire
He's literally me