James

[Tim Waddy @Waddy1]

A pirate goes to the doctor, worried about the moles on his back

"It's ok" says the Doctor "They're benign"

"Count 'em again Doc" says the pirate. "I reckon there be at least ten"

[Laplace’s Demon @yolaplace]

Absolute banger. Just when you think it’s over, it bangs harder

[🔛🔝 @killingherass]

in the Kirk club. straight up "kirking it" and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My kirkeenis

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

“I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars. We are here. We are waiting.”

- Peter Cullen (1941 - 2026)

[Team Spirit CS2 @Team__Spirit]

WE ARE YOUR #EWC2026 CS2 CHAMPIONS 🏆🏆🏆

Thank you for your support 🤍🖤

[🗿 @jhonte_]

Before the Premier League season starts, I want to categorically state that I hate Arsenal with all my heart, and I wish them nothing but misery this season

[UEFA @UEFA]

Statement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 National AssociationStatement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 National AssociationStatement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 National AssociationStatement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 National Associations

[UEFA @UEFA]

Further UEFA statement on FIFA plans: ⬇️

[Premier League @premierleague]

The Premier League is a founder member of the European Leagues and fully supports this statement.

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

Let me say this very directly.

Football does not belong to investors. It belongs to the people who fill the stands and who stand on the touchline week in, week out, rain or shine.

The World Cup is not a product. It is the greatest competition in world sport, and it was never anyone's to sell. Dress the deal up however you like. Once you have sold a piece of it, you have sold out.

Football belongs to the fans. It always has, and it always will.

[Billy @_billyreid]

Fair play to the ref, good game. Ignored Argentina’s 1 billion pesos bribe when he found out it was worth £6.25

[George Scaife @Scaife51]

Couldn’t have been a bigger fan of Tuchel all tournament.

But tonight I dare say that was on him. So negative. So defensive in the back end. I dare say Southgate. What a shame

[England @England]

One step from the final.

[England @England]

John Stones 🕺😂

The energy in the changing room last night 🔥

[England @England]

A tie that had absolutely everything. A win that means absolutely everything.

WE ARE WORLD CUP QUARTER-FINALISTS! 🏆

[EB 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🚜 @EBITFC97]

Fucking limbs in the living room.

(It’s just me)

[Tom @th_av25]

“Keep the noise down later I’ve got work early”

First tackle:

[England @England]

Because maybe... ❤️💭

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Goalscorer.
Assist provider.
Award winner.

Presenting @TheOfficialFWA Footballer of the Year for 2025/26: @B_Fernandes8! 🏆❤️