Pilot

Not an actual Pilot... but i do drink like one!

Go Bucks!

[Pilot @PiltyBones]

I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything! @halo #proudfathermoment

[Pilot @PiltyBones]

Hahahaha what fucking tool... Imagine blowing a 2600 year lead and then calling the people who beat ur ass losers!

[Scott @sco060]

@HausenKS That's the thing with America. You have no culture, no real history!

[Pilot @PiltyBones]

@wydsilent Ruben Boumtje-Boumtje!

[Pilot @PiltyBones]

@Daily_MailUS The hilarious thing about this thread is the amount of people who think this is preposterous... If you don't think members of the media will fuck someone for career gain you haven't been paying attention for about 75 years!

[Pilot @PiltyBones]

@daveydo2000 @ICannot_Enough The argument can be made that the earth is flat... doesn't make it true!

[Pilot @PiltyBones]

@ClownWorld There will be a day eventually when regular ass men will stop being nice and start treating people the way that they are treated... this shit is a new behavior because there are no consequences for their mouth or their manners!

[Pilot @PiltyBones]

@MaxPreps Put some respect on Darnell Jefferson's name!

[Pilot @PiltyBones]

This is about as good of a joke you can make about a member of the golf world and his employment status!

[PJ Clark @TheRealPJClark]

They just created 31,000 Don Reas

[Pilot @PiltyBones]

@ClevelandPOWND @NickCaminoWKYC @cavs This is an all worldly bad take... go fuck yourself!

[Pilot @PiltyBones]

@acpandy @libsoftiktok Im glad you aren't the leader of our military!

[Pilot @PiltyBones]

@MikeMcEnroj4 @JeffSmithGolf Who cares... picking a side is the dumbest shit

[Pilot @PiltyBones]

@KylePorterNS High-school baseball coach and gym teacher!

[Pilot @PiltyBones]

@elonmusk I would imagine if they would have gotten in on the ground floor this bill wouldn't exist... funny how its different when its their money to be made!

[Pilot @PiltyBones]

This is a great joke!

[Josh Pate @JoshPateCFB]

Americans just spent $38b on ONE Mother’s Day…surely we expand to 12 or 24 Mother’s Days

[Pilot @PiltyBones]

This bitch was probably a terrible bartender as well!

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

AOC: "The American Revolution was against the billionaires of their time"

[Pilot @PiltyBones]

@ClownWorld Sell Nissan stock... buy Cadillac!

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Theologians Now Believe Everyone Gets Their Own G.I. Joe Aircraft Carrier In Heaven https://t.co/4jmQEYf6Lf

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Pilot @PiltyBones]

@itsClintSteel @spencerpratt Maybe they should try firefighters and water... that would have been a good start!

[Pilot @PiltyBones]

@DudespostingWs Legend!

[Pilot @PiltyBones]

This is a great joke... promote this dude to 50 stars... these are the kind of guys I want leading the greatest fighting force in the universe!

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Navy Secretary Hung Cao: “They call me a white supremacist. I have one ask for them: when you give me my hood, make sure it’s got the little slits and not the circles so I can see better.”