Charmander

I'm the best starter pokemon ever! Squirtle, Bulbasaur, and the rest, only exist to serve me! (Parody account)

[Charmander @PimpCharmander]

@cartersdick69 I don't need to wish, I already got my wish. She asked me to marry her.

[Charmander @PimpCharmander]

@cartersdick69 yeah she does, she doesn't want to hurt your feelings...she's in love with me

[Charmander @PimpCharmander]

@cartersdick69 I'm stealing your girl nutella.

[Charmander @PimpCharmander]

@BriellaMota what if I told you I have swag

[Charmander @PimpCharmander]

@BriellaMota smallest glimpse of it would make you melt, that's how my heart reacted to your beauty.

[Charmander @PimpCharmander]

@BriellaMota what if I told you that somewhere out in the vast universe there is a star that shines so bright that just even getting the vv

[Charmander @PimpCharmander]

@BriellaMota what if I told you that my love for you burns hotter then the very core of the blazing sun?

[Charmander @PimpCharmander]

@BriellaMota why not? :(

[Charmander @PimpCharmander]

@BriellaMota :-* <3

[Charmander @PimpCharmander]

@BriellaMota I love you too :)

[Charmander @PimpCharmander]

@BriellaMota gotcha ;)

[Charmander @PimpCharmander]

@BriellaMota what if I told you that if you said "no" one more time that I would jump out of your closet and scare the crap out of you...

[Charmander @PimpCharmander]

@BriellaMota what if I told you that I was the president of home depot?

[Charmander @PimpCharmander]

@BriellaMota what if we have a strictly no physical contact relationship?

[Charmander @PimpCharmander]

@BriellaMota what if I kidnap your parents?

[Charmander @PimpCharmander]

@BriellaMota *gets on one knee* how about now?

[Charmander @PimpCharmander]

@BriellaMota will you marry me?

[Charmander @PimpCharmander]

@BriellaMota are you sure? We can play scrabble? :)

[Charmander @PimpCharmander]

@BriellaMota hey baby, wanna get frisky tonight?

[Charmander @PimpCharmander]

@Pokemonxymisty can you learn to love me?