Off-Shore Shawdy

Actual (oil and gas) engineer. 24. Pisces.

[❤️‍🔥 G A W D ❤️‍🔥 @_benjvmins_]

Ms. Patootie

[clifford carmichael @former_gcup]

Most humbling experience is buying new underwear & seeing them & being like LOL THESE ARE SO BIG. THEYRE HUGE IM GONNA SWIM IN THEM & they fit like a glove

[Jake @jacobkleinman]

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4”
— unknown poet, early 21st century, the American Northeast

[Vaggi’s STRONGEST soldier @superboogus1]

He’s very simple actually

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

formal apology to my parents for my behavior during the 2008 recession. if someone asked me to buy them a nintendo ds and an annual roblox membership rn i'd actually blow up

[El Mago @AtlantisFell]

"POC (Pets of Caucasians)"

[EggtreeEnthusiast @BirdInABirdcage]

this show would look alot better with thicker line art thats all im saying

[✨phoenix @seauxheauxy]

one of the major reasons i stay single is bc you do in fact hv to be a little mean to men for them to respect you and i find that incredibly draining.

[dreaa @boditdreaaa]

i wonder what’s it like to fw a real nigga

[McNasty @McNasty]

if i ever get to this point i give anyone permission to take me out back and blow my shit smoov off

[𝖓❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

"i'm him" so close! ur actually a bitch ass nigga

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

Love how they skate from R&B and pop so effortlessly ugh REAL ARTISTS

[ally @missmayn]

i don’t give a single fuck why a woman chooses an abortion. she could’ve simply decided she doesn’t want to be pregnant anymore. her partner could’ve looked at her the wrong way. fetus deletus for any reason idgaf.

[ﷺ @ICECOLDCOOLED]

Me and mine

[YUMMi, THE ALCHEMiST ❤️‍🔥 @Y_UOMDHO]

Whoever ain’t layin there still twitchin

[somsom🫧 @somzzy_a]

this is a flirting v harassment statement

[J: hottiefiles @hottiefiles]

Who could hate this face 😭😭🥹

[. @emmasarchivee]

BRO EVERYTHING COSTS MONEY AND EVERYTHING HAS CALORIES

[Black Media Hub ✊🏿 @BlackMediaHub]

June 5, 1993 — Today would have been Breonna Taylor’s 33rd birthday