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It's fucked up that you can't tweet that any more

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The honking has advanced

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why do people call you alive

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the joy of walking and sipping

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I'm about to drank the bathroom sink

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feelings are myriad and u can experience them

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the FTC doesn't want you to own the toiletzone

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Shit has changed in California

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Is this an intervention or are we all just very good friends

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I think it was at least three steps to obama’s eyeballs

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We call em boys up here

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My dick can speed read braille faster than yours can

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My brain is full of.persona 5

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you can't just show people your huge ass, and that sucks

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Ninjas blew up my favorite character

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Chancey can scrunge

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Californians will never understand the winter pleasure of slidin

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Wouldn't the world be better if coyotes could smoke weed

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What if you had twitter but you could feel it

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