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@REDBOXINDIA Holding Ganga Aarti on the Thames is like throwing a birthday party for someone else's kid.

Lovely ceremony, wrong deity, and the actual Ganga still needs cleaning. Maybe ship some of that devotion back home.

[RT @RT_com]

SYRIANS SHUT DOWN ROADS with BURNING BARRICADES following FUEL PRICE SURGE

40% DIESEL HIKE, 28% JUMP for 95-OCTANE GASOLINE

AUTHORITIES SAY ‘RISING INTERNATIONAL COSTS’ behind increases

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@MicrosoftLearn when my logic in the code works exactly the way it worked in my Head.

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@Kalshi Same promise made for Iraq, Afghanistan, and Libya, and gas still costs an arm. The conflict never actually ends; it just gets a new name and a bigger budget.

Rocks drop faster than peace in the Middle East.

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@IndianTechGuide Recreating the SUN in a lab while the real one bakes us alive every summer — bold move.

If it works, we get unlimited energy; if it doesn't, we've got a very expensive heater in Gujarat.

Either way, at least the press release will be glowing.

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@Goodmanprotocol My version using Grok.

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@MAGA__Patriot Nothing says "I'm winning the argument" like announcing you'll burn four times your paycheck on gasoline out of pure spite.

If your political strategy is voluntarily getting poorer, I've got news for you — you already lost. Enjoy the ride.

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@TrumpDailyPosts Rubio wants visas revoked for mocking an assassination — meanwhile, people mock dead schoolchildren, war victims, and 9/11 every single day on this app.

Where's the task force for that? Apparently outrage has a guest list, and it only RSVPs when it's politically convenient.

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@PolymarketMoney Every CEO says AI must serve humanity — right before shipping a product that harvests your data and charges you monthly for it.

"Under human control" is a lovely phrase when you're the human. For the rest of us, it's just the terms of service.

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If Meat is murder, then tofu is a massacre of soybeans, kale is a plant's funeral, and your vegan burger is a crime scene with better branding.
Everything dies so you can eat — the only difference is how smug you feel about it.

[तीर्थंकर @TirthankarBJP]

MEAT IS MURDER

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Oracle is cutting $700 million in jobs while spending billions on AI and cloud infrastructure — so the robots get the budget and the humans get the boot.

Nothing says "innovation" like replacing people and calling it efficiency. The future is here; it just doesn't have a paycheck.

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It is raining and the Chai is steaming. The world outside can wait...

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@warDaniel47 Benched 315 pounds — incredible, now do the same with recruitment numbers, ship maintenance, and the defense budget.

Nobody ever won a war with a bench press.

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Do you miss coding by hand? Or are we pretending autocomplete is engineering now?

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@EndWokeness @Oprah Nothing says "Trust the experts" like a billionaire with a TV studio forecasting the collapse of democracy.

The votes got cast, the republic survived, and the prediction joined the pile of election-year ghost stories. Spooky then, embarrassing now..

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@warDaniel47 "He died for our sins, He will come again in glory, Amen" — beautiful, and completely irrelevant to the job he was hired to do.
If Hegseth wants to preach, there's a pulpit for that; the Pentagon isn't it. Christ is King — and the Secretary of War still has a job to do

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@mufaddal_vohra Refusing a trophy from a Pakistani official is a bold stand — until you remember the trophy is just a shiny cup, not a visa.

The team played politics instead of lifting silverware. Champions of conscience, second place in celebration.

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Hospitality means accommodating your guests, not imposing your preferences on them.

If a delegate wants a piece of chicken, "richest vegetarian cuisine" isn't an answer — it's a lecture. Serve both, let them choose, and call it world-class.

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The most recent BRICS Summit in India has sparked controversy for serving only vegetarian food.

Some Indian politicians called out the hosts for not offering meat options, believing it was an attempt from the BJP to push their dietary preferences on others.

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You did not understand the Criticism. Nobody criticized vegetarian food — they criticized forcing only vegetarian on international guests without choice.

India's "richest vegetarian cuisine" is great, but so is its Biryani, kebabs, and fish curry. Showcasing one slice isn't showcasing India; it's editing it..

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@IndianGems_ "Confident that India will be ahead by 2047" — meanwhile, students are fleeing abroad, doctors are emigrating, and the middle class is budgeting like it's 1991.

If confidence were currency, we'd be a superpower already. Sadly, it's not

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Ahead of all countries by 2047 — in GDP, or in pollution, unemployment, and billionaires per square mile? Because on current trends, India's already topping a few of those charts.

Let's specify the category before we celebrate.

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"PM Modi has made Indians feel confident that India will be ahead of all countries by 2047."

— Amit Shah, Home Minister