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[🪼🍍Lady P 🍍 🪼 @Pineapples1991]

31 weeks 💕
7-8 weeks left! And yes I'm working up until the very last day 😱

[🪼🍍Lady P 🍍 🪼 @Pineapples1991]

@iamwhere75 Lol well my top 3 teams are always England, Germany and Netherlands 😂 I only have shirts for Germany and Netherlands though 🫣 😂

This year, I just wanted to be fancy

[🪼🍍Lady P 🍍 🪼 @Pineapples1991]

Nails ready for the world cup ⚽ 💅🏼

I have:
England
Germany
Netherlands
Austria
Spain
Norway
Belgium
Argentina
Brazil
Portugal

[🪼🍍Lady P 🍍 🪼 @Pineapples1991]

@tully_says @MibshaD Bit of a cunt… but ok

[🪼🍍Lady P 🍍 🪼 @Pineapples1991]

Trying to have a pampering today before I work for 4 days away.. but..

When I dye my hair, I end up having to spend a lot of time cleaning 😂

Tired already and I still need to do my nails in preparation for the World Cup ⚽

[🪼🍍Lady P 🍍 🪼 @Pineapples1991]

As it's #TittyTuesday

[🪼🍍Lady P 🍍 🪼 @Pineapples1991]

@Spidey_Phoenix Yep! It has! No idea how 😭 I’m not ready

[🪼🍍Lady P 🍍 🪼 @Pineapples1991]

I must be mad but although I'm uncomfortable and exhausted every day, I don't want this pregnancy to end as quick as it's going to 😭

This is the only pregnancy I've enjoyed 💕 it's been tough, lots of problems but it's gone so quick!
I'm having my baby next month 🫣😢

[🪼🍍Lady P 🍍 🪼 @Pineapples1991]

Shuffle time apparently…
I have been working all day which means being at my desk so I’m assuming this one is stretching out.

Definitely head down and feet in my ribs 😣

[🪼🍍Lady P 🍍 🪼 @Pineapples1991]

@alexcardiff1 My last baby was 9lbs 4oz and I was a lot skinnier so that’s probably why.
I feel and look healthier this time though so I’m happy

[🪼🍍Lady P 🍍 🪼 @Pineapples1991]

@alexcardiff1 I know 😭 I feel like I've only been pregnant for a little while because it's flown by once the sickness eased.
I don't feel like my bump is as big as last time (which is good for me though).

[` @reallutherr]

womem with big titties deserve endless admiration and love

[🪼🍍Lady P 🍍 🪼 @Pineapples1991]

@UKG_1985 Yeah... The stupid thing

[🪼🍍Lady P 🍍 🪼 @Pineapples1991]

Bastard juvenile jackdaw fell down our chimney pot today (surprised it’s not blocked off)…
It’s blocked off at the fire end ��� 😂 so we had it fluttering around and squawking which then caused the adults to circle our house like something from “The Birds.”

After demolishing where it was blocked off, the bastard kept trying to get up the chimney out of fear 🤦🏼‍♀️

The dogs live in the part of the house where this chimney breast is, and whilst the Labrador doesn’t care, the dachshund will yap like a twat and then (probably) try and attack it.. and cause havoc…

Anyway, we softly blocked it off.

I was watching Clarkson’s Farm and could hear the sausage yap..
I went downstairs to find both of them watching the fireplace.
And there it was! The bastard.

8 months pregnant, trying to pick up the fluttery fucker…
I did it, for it to then attack me 😒

After many choice words, some blood (from me), I released it outside.

It flew!
And then flew into the fence at the other end of the garden 😂

I’ve chosen bed instead of battling with the aggressive bastard, nature can deal with him now.

[🪼🍍Lady P 🍍 🪼 @Pineapples1991]

@curryman07 Yeah I’ve seen people befriend these, crows and ravens!

This one was obviously scared but still a dick for making me bleed 😂 at least it’s out.

[🪼🍍Lady P 🍍 🪼 @Pineapples1991]

@UKG_1985 Thanks, maybe I just moan a lot to myself 😂

[🪼🍍Lady P 🍍 🪼 @Pineapples1991]

32 weeks..
Into the 8th month 😁

I'm so exhausted, I know I go on about being tired but it's a pretty miserable time to never be comfortable, never have energy, I sleep poorly and then wake up feeling like I've not slept.

Still, I work all the time... Cook, clean, do my mum and wife duties whilst caring for over 70 animals.. (and because I can't get to all the eggs now, birds are hatching their own offspring 😑).

[🪼🍍Lady P 🍍 🪼 @Pineapples1991]

Anal was VERY fun...

My husband filmed me playing with myself after 👀
All shall be uploaded in the next couple of days..

[🪼🍍Lady P 🍍 🪼 @Pineapples1991]

20% off my OF and Admire for the next 2-3 days 👀

My husband and I have anal plans tonight which I plan on filming again..

[🪼🍍Lady P 🍍 🪼 @Pineapples1991]

Newmarket next weekend, including the Sunday!

Looking like a fun one 💞

[🪼🍍Lady P 🍍 🪼 @Pineapples1991]

All I've done is cut a bit of cheese 😭 I'm so tired of my heart working so hard, I mean actually tired