Pinederson Cooper

Pine News Network - news before it's news, occasionally

From the minds of @Theta_URP and @makingcentsof

Inspired by @TheRareRobot: P/T PNN contributor
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@PogDigital @MEXC_Official Awesome CEX please wit @TheSimplePine1

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@MillsNaham @SecrtPineapple @SNB_Society @TheRareRobot @makingcentsof @PopAndMags Perhaps it was "bye"

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DROP DAY!!!
Guys, show us your bananas!🍌🍌https://t.co/ZKPaPBdN8N

Whitelist minting (IYKYK):
8am PT
11am ET
4pm GMT+1

Open-mint:
11am PT
2pm ET
7pm GMT+1

@SNB_Society #nft

@TheRareRobot
@makingcentsof
@PopAndMags
referral code: buy a pine, 10, or a mudra

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@subcutcrypto @SecrtPineapple @SNB_Society @TheRareRobot @makingcentsof @PopAndMags We're embarrassed for you, don't worry

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@TheSimplePine @SNB_Society @TheRareRobot @makingcentsof @PopAndMags Oh FFS. I did GMT then realised you're GMT+1 at the moment... then forgot to change the actual time

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@TheSimplePine @PopAndMags @SNB_Society PNN brought to you by P+Mzer

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We're back May 30th 2023! 👯‍♀️

#SNBS @SNB_Society 💀

Catch it first on @PopAndMags
@Sheriff_Popper @MagnumPInapple

MINT DAY MAY 30th
Ethereum or (cough) fiat direct at https://t.co/PYhn3ug9ZZ

By @TheRareRobot
@makingcentsof
#eth #dropday #wearsomethingnice #nft #Mint
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@MagnumPInapple @SouthwestAir @PopAndMags You stole our sunshine

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@KevinFCurry8091 @Theta_Ghost You see where you look 👀👯‍♀️

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BREAKING NEWS

There's only one thing that is allowed to kick up a stink in the Grove. #pigpines

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@Theta_Ghost If you'd have retired, on the moon, in a hot tub in Q1, you'd have missed: Madness, PineCast and Twins

Community brings reciprocity

#ihope

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@MagnumPInapple @Sheriff_Popper @Theta_URP @PopAndMags We can solve this with a twitter poll

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@Sheriff_Popper @Theta_URP @MagnumPInapple @PopAndMags Mags is coming back to settle the bill right, right?

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BREAKING NEWS

TRUMPINE accuses @Theta_URP but has "lost the evidence" - was @HumbertCrypto cheated out of #pinemadness?

PNN now clears The Lost URP Episode🍍

Get yourself some STGs and rush home for the latest @PopAndMags PineCast

Find it here:
https://t.co/KavjyFItvZ

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It must be settled

[URP @URP_crypto]

There's a debate raging amongst #SPS akin to LeBron or Jordan, older than Pele or Maradona, closer than Messi or Ronaldo & more aesthetically pleasing that Alba or Portman

So we have to conclude this in the least controversial manner possible: a Twitter poll

Would you rather?

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We know #PigPines are important, question is, how important?

We've received unconfirmed reports from an anonymous source stating that Zombie Pines are undead Pig Pines?!? #wtf

#sps #pinegames

BIG IF TRUE

#factcheck #unconfirmed

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@macktastick8 What the #PineTwins do in their spare time is none of our business

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BREAKING NEWS

PNN can confirm reports that the Federal Bromelain Investigation agency has raided #Trumpine's container, Pine-a-Lago & ceased important documents relating #PineMadness

In unrelated but suspiciously timed news; @PopAndMags are cleared to broadcast the URP Pinecast

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Selling a floor pine from #SecretPineappleSociety for less than 88 $TFUEL (~$6). 24 hours from now, I will randomly pick one person who retweets this to accept an offer from. You will need an active #THETADROP account. $THETA

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PNN are sending a reporter to investigate the rumours that @thetafund could be mounting a challenge against @cryptobull3232 for title of top pine plunderer

#bigiftrue

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I huuuuuurd @thetafund is on the come up... best get your follow requets in now before its too late!