ᴄʟʏᴅᴇ - 🚺

what the dog doin ' ?

[ᴄʟʏᴅᴇ - 🚺 @PinginPupper]

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ㅤ •ㅤ𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘶𝘺
ㅤ𝘋𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝘕𝘪𝘵𝘳𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶
ㅤ𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘵...

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝗕𝗮𝗱𝗼𝗻𝗸𝗲𝗿𝘀?...

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ≡

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ $𝟮.𝟵𝟵 / month
ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ (ɴɪᴛʀᴏ ʙᴀꜱɪᴄ*)

ㅤ ㅤ #𝗡𝗦𝗙𝗪𝗥𝗣 #𝗖𝗥𝗔�#𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗥𝗣

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[ᴄʟʏᴅᴇ - 🚺 @PinginPupper]

— ‶ I dunno. Why with your
credit card?

[𝙋𝙆𝙈𝙉 𝙏𝙍𝙉𝙍: 𝘼𝙅 @LiveTheNxght]

“Just a notebook, not the laptop… but I wonder why…”

[ᴄʟʏᴅᴇ - 🚺 @PinginPupper]

— ‶ Like... a notebook or
a laptop "notebook"?

[𝙋𝙆𝙈𝙉 𝙏𝙍𝙉𝙍: 𝘼𝙅 @LiveTheNxght]

“Umm… a notebook-“

[ᴄʟʏᴅᴇ - 🚺 @PinginPupper]

— ‶ Alright. Well...
What did they buy then?

[𝙋𝙆𝙈𝙉 𝙏𝙍𝙉𝙍: 𝘼𝙅 @LiveTheNxght]

“Clyde, I do trust you, alright? It’s just… don’t know who could’ve bought something from my account…”

[ᴄʟʏᴅᴇ - 🚺 @PinginPupper]

— ‶ You don't have to tell me.
I know you don't.

[𝙋𝙆𝙈𝙉 𝙏𝙍𝙉𝙍: 𝘼𝙅 @LiveTheNxght]

“I’m not saying I don’t trust you, Clyde…”

[ᴄʟʏᴅᴇ - 🚺 @PinginPupper]

— ‶ Hmph...

Even when I'm not lying
you still don't trust me...

[𝙋𝙆𝙈𝙉 𝙏𝙍𝙉𝙍: 𝘼𝙅 @LiveTheNxght]

“Hmm… alright then… I’ll figure out sometime…”

[ᴄʟʏᴅᴇ - 🚺 @PinginPupper]

— ‶ I'm being dead serious.
I didn't order anything new.

This time it's not a trick.

[𝙋𝙆𝙈𝙉 𝙏𝙍𝙉𝙍: 𝘼𝙅 @LiveTheNxght]

“Are you sure?”

[ᴄʟʏᴅᴇ - 🚺 @PinginPupper]

— ‶ Nothing. Don't worry
about it -

[𝓗𝓮𝓵𝓵'𝓼 𝓖𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓢𝓱𝓸𝔀𝓶𝓪𝓷! @hellsownshowman]

"I'm sorry. You did what now?"

Jackie stopped midgulp of his morning 'coffee', head slowly turning towards Clyde.

[ᴄʟʏᴅᴇ - 🚺 @PinginPupper]

— ‶ Tyler?

[𝙋𝙆𝙈𝙉 𝙏𝙍𝙉𝙍: 𝘼𝙅 @LiveTheNxght]

“Clyde”

[ᴄʟʏᴅᴇ - 🚺 @PinginPupper]

— ‶ ...

Nothing? As far as I remember
at least. That dildo was my
final purchase.

[𝙋𝙆𝙈𝙉 𝙏𝙍𝙉𝙍: 𝘼𝙅 @LiveTheNxght]

“Why have I got a notification from Amazon? What have you been buying?”

[ᴄʟʏᴅᴇ - 🚺 @PinginPupper]

— ‶ Whaaaaaat?

[𝙋𝙆𝙈𝙉 𝙏𝙍𝙉𝙍: 𝘼𝙅 @LiveTheNxght]

@PinginPupper

“Clyyyyyyyyyde”

[ᴄʟʏᴅᴇ - 🚺 @PinginPupper]

— ‶ No! STOP IT -

[𝙋𝙆𝙈𝙉 𝙏𝙍𝙉𝙍: 𝘼𝙅 @LiveTheNxght]

“Clyde…”

[ᴄʟʏᴅᴇ - 🚺 @PinginPupper]

— ‶ Ah. Well - ... Ok then.
Noted.

[ᴄʟʏᴅᴇ - 🚺 @PinginPupper]

— ‶ NO NO NO! DON'T-

[ᴄʟʏᴅᴇ - 🚺 @PinginPupper]

— ‶ Y - ... I - ... I didn't say
you were wrong! It was
just kind of...

Out of the blue, ya' know?

Like, should I be careful?
Scared? Warned?

[ᴄʟʏᴅᴇ - 🚺 @PinginPupper]

- Silence. She said
absolutely nothing.

[ᴄʟʏᴅᴇ - 🚺 @PinginPupper]

— ‶ Right... Still a lil'
suspicious you'd start to speak
up about out of nowhere -

[ᴄʟʏᴅᴇ - 🚺 @PinginPupper]

— ‶ Now hold on there,
Cowboy. What are you
trying to say here - ?

[ᴄʟʏᴅᴇ - 🚺 @PinginPupper]

— ‶ Never -

[ᴄʟʏᴅᴇ - 🚺 @PinginPupper]

- She jumps up from the
light shock, looking away
from her before crossing
her arms.

Ears still down during this
entire moment.

— ‶ Whatever... like - ...

Who cares...

[𝙒𝙝𝙞𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙤𝙡𝙛. @QuietR3sistance]

⚡️”…Sigh. Look, I’m not gonna hurt you. You just can’t keep spending money without me knowing. I’m actually trying to save money.”

She just gives Clyde a little shock, like static electricity.

“And for the record, I’ve used some of your toys; you’ve got good taste.”

Winking.

[ᴄʟʏᴅᴇ - 🚺 @PinginPupper]

- She'd release an annoyed
groan. Seems like she's not
getting away from this talk
so easily...