foenem

The brim reaper

[foenem @PinkSas00ke]

@cuteonlyvibes Rookie numbers

[Dantes @doaenel]

When asked, doctors responded that the most painful thing a human being could experience is childbirth.

Clearly, those doctors never experienced a 17 game loss streak in League of Legends.

[foenem @PinkSas00ke]

@lowcortisol Sometimes

[Jxse @JoseGar61789639]

#farting

[Washed Gamer @RealWashedGamer]

@revivemeqt Bro said

[foenem @PinkSas00ke]

@MrBeast Send another 10 million to even it out

[Dantes @doaenel]

I’ve been constipated for three days now.

No matter how hard I tried, I couldn’t force myself to shit;

It was impossible.

Today, at the gym, I felt a rumbling in my stomach.

I couldn’t hold it in for long…

Sprinted to the bathroom, locked the door, and let loose the kind of nuke in the toilet that even Kim Jong Un would kill for to get the plans of.

Next time someone asks me if streaming is harder than a normal job, I’m gonna put myself in the shoes of the janitor that’s paid 19$/hr to clean up the absolute mess I made.

I thank God every day that streaming worked out for me 🙏

[foenem @PinkSas00ke]

@DwightHoward @SHAQ Shaq just tell Dwight Howard he got dunked on by Chris Paul and move on about your day.

[Dantes @doaenel]

Luigi Mangione decided that he had enough; went off the grid for 3 months, and pulled off one of the most high profile assassinations in recent history.

It's time to take inspiration and lock in.

Instead of locking in and killing people, however, I’ll be locking in and killing the purple border that’s been plaguing me for months.

1 week until me and Laura go to Germany to spend Christmas with her family;

1 week left to finally escape this hell-hole elo;

1 week left to lock in.

Showtime.

[Jynxzi @jynxzi]

Dear @Sidemen ⚽️

[Jynxzi @jynxzi]

Smoking that Falcons pack 💨

[Dantes @doaenel]

In all my years streaming, I’ve almost never made political statements.

After seeing the results of the US election, I think it’s time to break my silence.

PLEASE watch the full video before calling me a horrible human for saying what I’m about to say;

[Dantes @doaenel]

League of Legends WINTER ARC Day 1:

- 20 games a day
- Max 3 bathroom breaks
- Phone on vibrate, ignore all friends and family
- Uninstall ALL other games, League is now your life
- Vod review EVERY GAME in queue
- Victim blame yourself for every loss to maximize improvement

[Dantes @doaenel]

I've been playing ELDEN RING 14 hours a day for the last 3 days.

I'm addicted.

It's gotten so bad that yesterday I watched an old woman get beaten to death on the way to the gym, and instead of calling the police I tried searching her body for Runes.

And now, after 822 deaths; it's happening.

We're challenging Radahn.

It's time to slay the Starscourge.

[foenem @PinkSas00ke]

@JoseGar61789639 Ikwym

[foenem @PinkSas00ke]

@doaenel Ikwym

[Jxse @JoseGar61789639]

#brokewithajob

[foenem @PinkSas00ke]

@CastePatroller @ayeejuju kid.caitlyn