Victoria

🦭 24 / she/her 🦭

[Victoria @pinnipeding]

assailed by the wrathful beast when I stopped petting her for one moment

[Victoria @pinnipeding]

you cannot all have “golden retriever energy” please think of another set of words to put in your bio I beg

[Victoria @pinnipeding]

I think about her every single day

[Victoria @pinnipeding]

my grandpa loved the song all about that bass and I will never forget the eye contact I made with my brother when a slow violin cover of all about that bass played at his funeral

[Victoria @pinnipeding]

one thing about me is that I will be getting ahead of myself. in fact I may be in a permanent state of getting ahead of myself.

[Victoria @pinnipeding]

hit a big milestone today: first panic attack at work complete with crying in a pantry

[Victoria @pinnipeding]

everyday at work feels like that scene in the spongebob movie where mr krabs tells spongebob he didn’t get the manager job. I’m making a complete what of myself?? The most embarrassing thing you’ve ever seen???

[Victoria @pinnipeding]

guess who woke me up at 3 am on the day off. smug remorseless beast purring at my misfortune.

[Victoria @pinnipeding]

goodbye horses really is the song of all time Q Lazzarus forever

[Victoria @pinnipeding]

they were playing hunter x hunter on the tvs at the club

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@vciousmplements the ritual (2017) and the ritual (2025) need to fight to the death this town is not big enough for two of The Ritual

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the joy I get from doing a literature review and finding perfectly relevant articles is truly unmatched I live for it and then I get to do my other favorite activity: hoard PDFs of articles in both a desktop folder and a google drive folder safe and sound ready for citation 🥰

[Victoria @pinnipeding]

in order to survive working with R I have to visualize R in my mind as a dear friend who I love dearly and who is very helpful but only understands me if I communicate in a very particular way. R is my friend and I love her and when I am good to her she is good to me 🫶

[Victoria @pinnipeding]

many viewers moved on but I stayed with drag king charlotte

[Victoria @pinnipeding]

appreciate post for my silly lady

[Victoria @pinnipeding]

making it my life’s mission to expose the chicanery and lies of the charlatans hated most by me, especially: chiropractors, life coaches, body language “experts”, and evolutionary psychologists. my mortal enemies.

[Victoria @pinnipeding]

load-bearing motivational image

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at the vet again 😔💔

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going to the vet sucks it’s like oh awesome I spent a bunch of money AND my cat is mad at me now and walking around all sad 😔💔

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omg waittt wouldn’t it be crazy if we all got really into answering my time sensitive emails in a timely manner? wouldn’t that be so cool and awesome I think it could be really fun