Mohammed Hassan

Bahraini screenwriter and author.
Founder of @meowdaybh - Bahrain's cat festival.

[Mohammed Hassan @PinnokkioX]

FYI to anyone here who had me on those platforms, Meta's AI bots randomly flagged my main account saying I don't meet their minimum age requirements (I'm 42) and permanently deleted my WhatsApp, Instagram, and FB without human review. So those are all gone now.

Down with Skynet!

[Mohammed Hassan @PinnokkioX]

Gonna listen to Avril Lavigne when writing screenplays from now on because I always go and make things so complicated.

[Mohammed Hassan @PinnokkioX]

2-step plan to save planet Earth:

Step 1: Zap planet with super-safe human shrinkage ray gun so they'd consume 1/4 of their original space and resources

Step 2: Thank me

[Mohammed Hassan @PinnokkioX]

Twelve years on this thing and not a single brain fart that I remember. #MyXAnniversary

[Mohammed Hassan @PinnokkioX]

Over 20 years ago, I saw an Egyptian comedy play where a guy was reading a form and jokingly said "Sex: male... female... If other, specify". That's now a real form. There. Now you and I are connected at the fuck.

[Mohammed Hassan @PinnokkioX]

@m_eggz Fuck you're right

[Mohammed Hassan @PinnokkioX]

Wanna feel old by association? Pinnokkio is 40 years old today. RIP Pinnokkio. Long live Pinnokkio. *Midlife crisis mode initiated*

[Mohammed Hassan @PinnokkioX]

@maymalkhalifa Sounds worth it. Let me know how I can get a job like that!

[Mohammed Hassan @PinnokkioX]

@alexanasndvl @SamsungMexico The best movie ever made, according to Bab 😆

[Mohammed Hassan @PinnokkioX]

Currently on day 8 of No Nut November. It's really tough. I think I miss cashews the most.

[Mohammed Hassan @PinnokkioX]

@alexanasndvl @Don_Favs Woah 😮

[Mohammed Hassan @PinnokkioX]

@arsosays We is.

[Mohammed Hassan @PinnokkioX]

Fuck.
#MyTwitterAnniversary

[Mohammed Hassan @PinnokkioX]

Matams now available in English for your listening pleasure.

[Mohammed Hassan @PinnokkioX]

Keep running, Johnny! Keep runniiiiiiiiiiiing!!! 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

[Mohammed Hassan @PinnokkioX]

Come on...

[Mohammed Hassan @PinnokkioX]

@maymalkhalifa Just spewing out the talking points her PR team coached her to say. Must be why she said "you or I", forgetting that she's supposed to be an abuse victim herself 🙄

[Mohammed Hassan @PinnokkioX]

@TODAYshow @SavannahGuthrie

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

I wish everyone would just stop enjoying things that I dislike. Sickening how some people like things that I don’t