Hunter's Crack Pipe

I love painting and beautiful women. And crack.

I REALLY love crack.

[Hunter's Crack Pipe @PipeHunters]

@Grief_of_Spring @chriswithans Maybe not in your state...

[Tired of being politically correct @USBornNRaised]

@JenGriffinFNC You want an explanation?

Two cans of chewing tobacco (“dip”) were given to the Afghan National Directorate of Security personnel and traded for a Toyota Land Cruiser and Donahue that were put on the last plane out just before he had his picture taken.

[Hunter's Crack Pipe @PipeHunters]

@TheLeadCNN @jaketapper PSA: Assault your local journalist. It's the only way.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Podcaster Larry Reid calls for a “mass exodus” of black Americans to Africa in response to the Karmelo Anthony verdict, per Breitbart.

[Hunter's Crack Pipe @PipeHunters]

You think you hate journalists enough.

You don't.

[CNN @CNN]

The Trump administration has spent days heavily promoting the finished renovations at the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, crediting the president with making Washington, DC, look “better than ever.”

But a day after the reservoir was filled post-renovations, there was already quite a bit of algae visible from the water’s edge. https://t.co/HmghQ2zaEY

[Hunter's Crack Pipe @PipeHunters]

Literal human trash. I pray she didn't reproduce.

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

Now that Platner has won the primary, I want to be clear. When I said “vote blue no matter who” in 2016, 2020, and 2024, I meant it. I’m worried about Platner, but if you say “vote blue no matter who” in Maine, I hope you’ll extend the same courtesy to other Dems. I hope we beat Collins.

[Hunter's Crack Pipe @PipeHunters]

@RyanGirdusky @MuellerSheWrote @davidslosttt Too many words. "I'm human trash" is cleaner.

[Hunter's Crack Pipe @PipeHunters]

@ListenTower @MuellerSheWrote I bet you hung on every one of Christine Blasey Ford's words bc Believe All Women, amirite?

[Hunter's Crack Pipe @PipeHunters]

@ZeekArkham @jrh1642 Nah you gotta throw a w in there. Zeekweisha.

[Hunter's Crack Pipe @PipeHunters]

@MamaNita5 @abbyblabby11 Lol. They wouldn't know. Black on black crime isn't considered newsworthy in this country.

[Hunter's Crack Pipe @PipeHunters]

@MrMfxnPettyDAME Yeah I said no milk, no sugar. And I'm in a rush so chop chop, kiddo.

[Hunter's Crack Pipe @PipeHunters]

Feels pretti/good to me!

[Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur]

214-212, House Republicans pass the ~$70 billion bill to fund ICE and Border Patrol.

The Senate passed this bill last week.

It now goes to Trump's desk, capping months of clashes over immigration enforcement after the Pretti/Good killings in Minnesota.

https://t.co/3nEVfw848q

[Hunter's Crack Pipe @PipeHunters]

@HunterBiden Bruh, I told you: NO posting on X after we spend our special time together.

[Hunter's Crack Pipe @PipeHunters]

@RadioFreeTom Have you tried eating shit instead of spewing it? Might be worth trying

[Hunter's Crack Pipe @PipeHunters]

@AFpost I'd like to see his geriatric ass try to purge anything or anyone. Old man krugs was soft as babyshit in his prime.

[Hunter's Crack Pipe @PipeHunters]

@JamieMetzl Biden shit his pants in the oval office. Spare us your faux moral outrage.

[Eric Schwalm @Schwalm5132]

A retired Navy Vice Admiral glanced at a critic on X and immediately wrote him off as a bot who had never served his country.

He was wrong. Badly wrong.

The man he attacked was a decorated combat veteran who had served multiple tours in Iraq and Afghanistan. What should have been a simple policy disagreement quickly turned into a very public lesson about arrogance, isolation, and the quiet erosion of judgment among those at the top.

(6 min read)

[Hunter's Crack Pipe @PipeHunters]

Yeah cool. Have you tried not being a pussy though?

[David L. Bahnsen @DavidBahnsen]

It is depressing that Texas voters have to choose between a grifting adulterer dirtbag and an extreme far left lunatic with heretical and unacceptable cultural, theological, and political positions. Neither are acceptable candidates. Neither are conservative. Neither are moderate. Neither are fit for office. Any attempt to criticize one by defending the other is intellectually and morally deficient. BOTH candidates are unworthy of one’s support. It is not just that I CAN hold both positions at once (Paxton is personally unfit; Talarico is positionally unfit) - it is that I MUST hold both positions at once.

[Hunter's Crack Pipe @PipeHunters]

@SenatorAndyKim The facility abides by the laws set by congress.

Maybe do your fucking job instead of whining, you feckless pussy!

[Hunter's Crack Pipe @PipeHunters]

@mahmoudkhalel Jfc can you go home already?! You're a grown ass man with a kid. Get a fucking job. Just not here. Maybe you could be a Somali pirate. Or an Afghani whore. Whatever. Just fuck off asap.

Thx