we should finally discuss. why i do not get lunch. i have breakfast. and then dinner. but you get a third meal. placed perfectly between the other two. thatโs not fair
Day 1,204: The Small Ploggle & I got to have Bacon in Bed this morning. The Small Human had to wait to eat hers in the Kitchen because she is a messy eater. #SmallHuman#Bacon
Day 1,194: The New Small Ploggle has taken to sharing my Bed. I have not approved of this. I must tell my Small Human to sound the alarm. #SmallHuman#NewSmallPloggle
Day 1,159: The Small Human doesn't have School today. And I got my very own Waffle for Breakfast. It's going to be a great day. I can just tell. #SmallHuman ๐ถ๐๐ง๐ผ๐ง
Day 1,158: The fluffy white rain fell from the sky today. The Small Human was at School so we couldn't have zoom time and make Snow Humans outside. Maybe next time. #SmallHuman ๐ถ๐๐ง๐ผ
Day 1,157: The Small Human took it upon herself to tell me I shouldn't eat the breakfast she wasn't eating. Welp. Who's going to eat it then? #SmallHuman ๐ถ๐๐ง๐ผ
Day 1,156: The Small Human announced it was Bedtime. She & I went Upstairs. Unbeknownst to me. It was only her Bedtime. I had to go back Downstairs. When I was already comfy. #SmallHuman ๐ถ๐๐ง๐ผ