Piper

[Piper @PiperBirdele]

Drake & Josh #halloweenie @DrakeBell @ItsJoshPeck

[Piper @PiperBirdele]

My name is Piper and I have a problem buying ben & jerrys at Target when drunk

[Piper @PiperBirdele]

Can I just b kourt k

[Piper @PiperBirdele]

@nibslovescats Omg 😫

[Piper @PiperBirdele]

Get lash extensions they said. It won’t ruin your real lashes they said. #nakedmolerat

[Piper @PiperBirdele]

I swear Tuesdays are 10x worse than Mondays

[Piper @PiperBirdele]

Got told I resemble Paris Hilton #ThatsHot

[Piper @PiperBirdele]

Anyone who chooses to shop at MOA on Black Friday is whack

[Piper @PiperBirdele]

@Molly_helennn Thought the same damn thing hahah WHAT

[Piper @PiperBirdele]

100% still drunk #Halloweekend

[Piper @PiperBirdele]

Phoebe Buffay #smellycat #halloweenie @FriendsTV @LisaKudrow

[Piper @PiperBirdele]

@TheOneAndNoley Yes

[Piper @PiperBirdele]

@Molly_helennn WHEN

[Piper @PiperBirdele]

@Molly_helennn Hello are you moving to cities

[Piper @PiperBirdele]

If you don't get the gravy as dippin sauce to your chicken strips at dq wut iz u doin?????

[Piper @PiperBirdele]

Why tf is Prof at Upbar rn

[Piper @PiperBirdele]

"McDonald's is disgusting"

First of all, I've had it twice already today.

[Piper @PiperBirdele]

"Superior is the asshole of Wisconsin"

First of all, you're absolutely right. But only us townies can say that.

[Piper @PiperBirdele]

Ok enough w the pics of you n Scott Disick, Sofia Richie👋🏼

[Piper @PiperBirdele]

"I don't feel sorry for her at all. Stupid broad" -gma

[yzma. @twhitttyyy]

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