Piper Lauren

[Piper Lauren @PiperBrown2]

@kylie_teagan Wut in tarnation

[Piper Lauren @PiperBrown2]

@sara_jean16 I need to know who this is about omg

[koolie @kylie_teagan]

the only version of little women i will accept is the one with young christian bale. end of story.

[MERLIN @Avonleaambition]

“you think you
can do these
things nemo
but you just
can’t!”

[Piper Lauren @PiperBrown2]

@DCS97 Depends on your price

[Piper Lauren @PiperBrown2]

@meganpmcleod @hannah__eliz @AlexisHeggood Saying all of this does not mean I do not respect women. On the contrary, I respect the countless future women that this bill deems insignificant.

[Piper Lauren @PiperBrown2]

@meganpmcleod @hannah__eliz @AlexisHeggood C section unless it is deemed absolutely necessary (ie. the baby needs to be delivered to perform life saving measures or the baby is unable to naturally exit the birth canal.) The chances for a woman to be able to have a c section for this is very slim.

[Piper Lauren @PiperBrown2]

@meganpmcleod @hannah__eliz @AlexisHeggood You do realize that the mothers that would choose to have their baby lethally injected still have to go through a painful delivery of a stillborn so that argument is completely invalid. What medical reason are you thinking of? I’m truly curious.

[Matthew @mtwill42]

If you don’t remember WalMart having live lobsters then you’re too young.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i saw the small neighbor wizard. playing outside again. i immediately trotted over. with my stuffed fren sebastian. so i could politely ask them. to make him magic

[mo money @og_momoney5]

LADIES—
Picture this. It’s 5 years from now. You’re 2 sons are coming downstairs for the dinner you’ve been slaving over for hours. Your husband says a prayer to 8 lb 6 oz baby jesus. Your husband made $21.2 million dollars last year. Your husband is Ricky Bobby. Life is great.

[Piper Lauren @PiperBrown2]

@kylie_teagan @katelynn_coss @EricVBailey The absolute worst

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Finally, the reboot we’ve all been waiting for