Piper Jenne

Slalom races are like McDonalds- theres another one around the corner. Also they might make you shit yourself

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating a jaded, anxious human being.

[Pig Facts @FactsAboutPigs]

A pig is not something you should bring with you if you ever go scuba diving.

[Piper Jenne @PiperJenne]

Check out Support the People of Nepal!! Available for the next 21 days via @Teespring: http://t.co/dWHkYvQbdy

[Piper Jenne @PiperJenne]

me as fuck #relavent http://t.co/BPYnm3zw9Q

[Piper Jenne @PiperJenne]

This man is a legend

[what @ComedyOnIy]

RT FOR WHITE AND GOLD

FAVE FOR BLACK AND BLUE

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

aye just a reminder that this planet is all we got so maybe go plant a tree or pick up some bottles

[Piper Jenne @PiperJenne]

Girl Scout cookie season is upon us.

[Piper Jenne @PiperJenne]

Katy getting her freak on with Missy Elliott #pleasestop #youretoowhite

[what @ComedyOnIy]

When someone tries to flirt with bae