Piper Landon

I broke my hand playing cornhole.

[Piper Landon @PiperOnTwit]

Merry Global Warming 🎄❤️

[Piper Landon @PiperOnTwit]

Any entertainment lawyers in DC that have availability to meet in the next 24 hours? #dclawyer

[Piper Landon @PiperOnTwit]

@IONTB Any update on this?

[Piper Landon @PiperOnTwit]

#NewProfilePic

[Piper Landon @PiperOnTwit]

lol dude in the back

[🤙🏻soso🤙🏻 @sophiebuddle]

if ur bf says not to post that bikini pic ask him if that’s the jonah hill he wants to die on

[🏴‍☠️ @cursedkief]

sorry for having a tummy ache and an anxiety disorder, that wasn’t very Hard Worker Who Thrives in a Fast-Paced Work Environment of me

[trash jones @jzux]

dating apps should let you see other people’s age ranges. i want to know which 30 year old dudes are on the hunt for 22 year olds

[Society of Secret Library Friends @sslibfriends]

A 10-year-girl in Delaware picked up “It’s Perfectly Normal” while at the library with her mother. When they came home, she showed her mom the chapter on sexual abuse and said, “This is me.” She was being abused by her father, and it was the first time she’d spoken about it.

[shn @whoeshn]

I cringe sooooooo hard when
I think about some moments in my life like WHYYYYYYYYYY DIDDDDDDDD I EVERRRRR DO THAT!!!

[Piper Landon @PiperOnTwit]

@Mario5387 Happy birthday!

[Piper Landon @PiperOnTwit]

Big juice gal

[Piper Landon @PiperOnTwit]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Piper Landon @PiperOnTwit]

this is the literal nightmare I’ve had my entire life

[Elizabeth @lizloveforeve]

I’ll turn my ass around so quick ‼️‼️

[Raybern's Sandwiches @RaybernsTweets]

It's a great day to enjoy a #delicous Raybern's, wouldn't you agree @PiperOnTwit? 😌

Can you really have a fantastic day without #PhillyCheesesteaks?

Just pop one or two in the microwave for 90 seconds and enjoy! 😉

[Raybern's Sandwiches @RaybernsTweets]

It's a great day to enjoy a #delicous Raybern's, wouldn't you agree @PiperOnTwit? 😌

Can you really have a fantastic day without #PhillyCheesesteaks?

Just pop one or two in the microwave for 90 seconds and enjoy! 😉

[Piper Landon @PiperOnTwit]

Lil cover of @bellahmaemusic’s new song - should I start posting covers again?!

[Piper Landon @PiperOnTwit]

@FOXNashville Swat team there as well? Heard there was a gunman on the road. Both sides of the highway shut down. Any update?

[Jade Samuels @jadeys1986]

My child is banned from the school playground/canteen for her hair, its neatly braided in a natural colour, I gave them a lesson on the history of black womens hairs cultural significance of braiding, they chose violence, @BishopChalloner has a racist hair policy!!!

[Kiersten Warren @KierstenWarren]

just not true.

I’ll call on her tomorrow. But I’ll introduce you all tonight.

Everyone, this is Barbara. My new best friend.

I’ll leave you with this type written wisdom from Barbara’s refrigerator.

[Kiersten Warren @KierstenWarren]

I couldn’t get my Uber because of “connectivity issues” so I just started walking down La Cienega until I had more than one bar.

A tiny little elderly woman was struggling with two grocery bags.

I wondered who let Grandma out with errands to run but no ride. I offered to carry