Justine Pipitone

I, like God, do not play with dice and do not believe in coincidence.

[paul rudd @philsadelphia]

how it feels to not be a chatgpt user

[Justine Pipitone @PipFlexer]

@miiilato Thinking of u, Otis.

[Miilato @miiilato]

how it feels as an adult to revisit the classic books and poems you were taught in class now with fresh eyes and life experience:

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Imagine seeing Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) completely cold. No trailers, no expectations, no idea who the villain is. That early reveal lands like a thunderbolt.

[Kelly @broadwaybabyto]

Ladies… pay attention!

The SAVE Act would require voter ID to match your birth certificate.

Almost 80% of married women take their spouses name and would be ineligible to vote.

Trump knows this. It’s what he wants.

He wants to stop women from voting.

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

'Fortunate Son' (1969) by Creedence Clearwater Revival was written in 20 minutes in a fit of rage after the band learned that David Eisenhower - grandson of former president Dwight D. Eisenhower - had been removed from the Vietnam War draft list due to his family & status

[Justine Pipitone @PipFlexer]

@amibiswasmd @TheCinesthetic Can’t decide if his performance in The Godfather or Good Burger is his magnum opus… absolute legend.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

AI access is free or cheap now to get you dependent on it, so they can later start charging you — and you’ll have no option but to cough up, because you’ll have forgotten how to live without it.

So… maybe just skip that whole future crisis, and don’t use it / stop using it now?

[chugging pilk at 2am and getting a tummy ache @GASLIGHTER_]

This bear having to teach the man about consent and you all wondering why women would choose the bear over you

[Justine Pipitone @PipFlexer]

@TheXMatriarch Women are the handlers of administrative tasks in these “trad” homes. Not really a stretch to expect that the partner who likely booked every doctor visit, kept the schedule, and organized the house is the one to seek legitimate legal separation instead of “going out for milk.”

[Justine Pipitone @PipFlexer]

@TheMarieOakes @SWENGDAD Well said

[Zoe 🍉 @_idk3ither_]

Not to be dramatic but I would set Tarantino on fire just to keep Matthew Lillard warm

[Mrs. Butters 🥧 @MrsButters]

"I couldn't resist, she provoked me."

[libby @evenstvr]

i can’t believe it’s december already. this entire year has had me feeling like low opacity elrond and frodo

[Justine Pipitone @PipFlexer]

@dracsgaycuz @punkcorpz It would isolate the male audience too much because they couldn’t fathom being SA’ed in media nearly as much as women are. It would cause them to turn the TV off because it would be too applicable to them- when it happens to women it’s just another day on TV!

[morgan 🍓🪸 @NotSoGenesiz]

I’LL COVER A THOUSAND CHILDREN IN ASH BEFORE I EVER USE AI!

[clitorious @clitamorphosis]

women worry about predators & guys worry about “ran through”

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Skeet Ulrich has been officially cast in ‘FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS 2’, reuniting with Matthew Lillard.

[Dividend Hero @HeroDividend]

Vatican City after electing an American Pope