Phil McGarvey

Ayrshire exile producing @vernonkay for @bbcradio2, have been barely tolerated by Steve Wright, Simon Mayo, Vanessa Feltz, Jo Whiley, Ken Bruce and others

[Eddie Clarke @eddieclarke2]

At this rate, I wouldn’t be surprised if Oasis cancelled the gigs.

[Stu Holden @stuholden]

May be the greatest megs of all time.

[john sturgis @sturgios]

In fairness it’s been going downhill for some time

[Cai Jones @ProducerCai]

Tried to buy but only had it in XL

[Graeme Bandeira @GraemeBandeira]

In A&E after spilling camouflage paint all over meself. Still not been seen yet

[Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist]

Well played, TJ Maxx… well played.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇦🇹 @BurkeSzn_]

...wish your girlfriend was hot like me

[80s Kidz @80s_Kidz]

Inspirational quote of the day👌🏻

[Christopher Cross @itsMrCross]

Good times! I had a great visit with @vernonkay on @BBCRadio2 in London this spring. A nice break between gigs on that tour. Thanks again to everyone who came out to see our concerts in the UK and Europe. 💜

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

Enjoy the BBC crediting “Bob the Cat” in their official closing montage.

[PB Harrison @hunkybloodydory]

I won't tell anyone I'm having a Mel Gibson movie marathon but there will be signs

[Courteeners @thecourteeners]

‘Plus One Forever’ - the brand new single - world premiere tomorrow morning (Tuesday) from 10:45am on @vernonkay's @BBCRadio2 show!

[Belgian Red Devils @BelRedDevils]

Overturn this. 🧏‍♂️ #USABEL

[Fergus Craig @FergusCraig]

Imagine how much staying up for this match is going to knock Steven Bartlett back this week.

[Ross Smith @JustRossSmith]

BREAKING NEWS: A VAR review has revealed encroachment and Diana Ross’s penalty will be re-taken

[James Gill @JamesGillComedy]

"I'm going to bed at 8pm tonight!"

Ah, so you can get up for the England game?

"Eh? No. Because I'm 48"

[Lee Thompson @leethommo]

“Q: Which Canadian rapper shares his name with an adult male duck?”

“Mallard?”

It’s one of my fave wrong answers of the year so far, folks

#TenToTheTop

[Adam Hurrey @FootballCliches]

You never want your chances of World Cup progression stated to two decimal places, do you

[Phil McGarvey @PipMcGyver]

Might be a fancy glass but we know Becks is on the Buckfast