Writers on vacation: I’m taking a break from writing.
Their writer brain: Just solved the plot hole, developed three characters and thought of the perfect opening line.
How much am I allowed to overshare? Because nothing makes me more jealous than people casually saying they can cum multiple times in a row with a vibrator. I have to tap out at two like some kind of weakling
Being a fic writer is just laying down to go to sleep and then having the next part of your wip flash into your brain and you have to pull it back out and add on immediately
@cnfusionVampire I honestly think he still is. I just really struggle to picture him having ever touched a man or a woman in any sense before, let alone having had any kind of sexual experience
@knivesnhoney YESS. I have a bit of a special interest in women’s anatomy and orgasms can vary a lot depending on things like clitoral anatomy, nerve distribution, and how far the clitoris is from the vaginal opening
The first time my girlfriend and I kissed she started biting my neck SO HARD I genuinely thought she was cannibalising me. When I yelled ‘WHAT THE FUCK’ she just said ‘I thought you liked vampires.’ THAT DOES NOT MEAN I WANT A CHUNK OF MY FUCKING NECK REMOVED?
@cnfusionVampire And GET ONE if you want one! I lovee mine. I live with my parents too and their complete lack of privacy has just made me really good at being sneaky at hiding... The only annoying part is washing/charging it, but I’ve got a terrible sleep schedule so I just do it at like 3am...